Hey, guys! So, I've started off another Ouran fanfic... one that I've had for a little while. I think I've had it for just under the amount of time I've had the 'KatieXHikaru' fanfics.

Just warning you that this story has no ending at the moment... and it's quite crazy and childish and immature. XD

I hope you enjoy it!

(Thank you to my best friends who gave me permission to actually post this here... I don't know whether I'll regret this or not.)


EPISODE 1: The Pilot

Haruhi sighed as she walked down the corridors of Ouran Academy High School. It was surprisingly quiet considering lessons were starting in twenty minutes, unless the rules had changed for some reason. Well, she had been off ill for a week. Things could have changed… She looked down at the box in her hands. She had to get the lunch to Tamaki. He'd told her he'd wanted to try some of her home cooking weeks ago, and she'd only just gotten around to making it – she'd made enough for the Host Club as well.

As her mind wandered off to thinking about what the Host Club would think about her cooking, she didn't notice the guy walking towards her concentrating on his phone until she'd bumped into him.

"Oh!" Haruhi exclaimed as she nearly dropped the box, letting her books fall instead. "I'm sorry!"

"Nah, it's my fault," the boy answered as he put his phone away and bent down to pick up her books for her.

Haruhi frowned. His accent wasn't local… "Are you new here?" she asked.

The boy nodded. "I started half-way through last week." He held out her books. "Do you need help with these?"

Haruhi nodded. "Thanks."

"No problem," the boy answered. "I'm Eren, by the way."

Haruhi smiled. "Nice to meet you, Eren. I'm Haruhi."

Eren smiled back. So you're the famous Haruhi Fujiyoka."

Haruhi frowned. "How did you…?"

"I just do." He looked up. "Isn't this your class?"

Haruhi looked up and noticed they were actually in front of her class. She nodded. "Oh, yeah, it is." She managed to take the books out of his hands. "Thank you, Eren."

"No problem." He waved as he headed off to his class. "See you around, Haruhi Fujiyoka."

Haruhi smiled. The guy was quite nice. Then she frowned. She only knew his first name…


Haruhi soon found out that Eren was not the only new person in the school. Kyoya had decided to tell her that there were five other new people in the school, the five of them being girls, but that wasn't until after she had met three of them.

"HIKARU! GIVE ME MY PENCIL CASE NOW!"

Haruhi froze when she walked into the classroom. Right in between her desk and Hikaru's, a black girl seemed to be fighting over… a purple and white polka-dotted pencil case?

Hikaru laughed and just held the pencil case up higher, away from her. "No way! This is just too funny!"

The girl glared at him. "Hikaru…" she growled.

Hikaru smirked and shook his head. "Nope!"

Haruhi looked over to where Kaoru was standing talking to a redhead and a dark haired girl and headed over to them. "Hey, Kaoru."

Kaoru smiled at her. "Haruhi! Hi! I didn't see you come in! How are you feeling?" He took some of her books from her and placed them on her desk for her.

Haruhi smiled at him. "A lot better, thanks," she said. "I heard you and Hikaru also caught a cold last week?"

Kaoru nodded. "I think Hikaru got the worst of it, though. He had a really bad cough that kept him up at night for most of the week. I just had a runny nose and a bit of a sore throat."

"Oh." Haruhi placed the lunch box on her desk. "Well, I'm glad you're both better." She looked over at the two girls standing beside him. "Um… hello?"

Both girls smiled. "Hi!"

The dark haired girl spoke first. "I'm Rebecca, and this," she pointed over to the redhead, "is Katie."

Haruhi smiled and waved at them. "Oh, you're new here! Nice to meet you!"

"It's nice to meet you too!" Katie said. "The boys talk about you so much…"

"HIKARU!"

Haruhi raised an eyebrow. "And who is she?"

Rebecca frowned. "Who, her?" She pointed over at the black girl fighting with Hikaru. "That's Andrea. She's pretty violent…"

"OW! THAT HURT!"

"THEN GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIL CASE!"

"And she loves her pencil case," Katie added helpfully.

"It's not nice for Hikaru to steal her pencil case," Haruhi pointed out.

"No, it's pretty funny, actually," Katie said, chuckling lightly.

Andrea glared at Hikaru, who continued to grin and hold the pencil case far above her head, before sucker punching him in the stomach. Hikaru doubled over in pain.

"That's what you get," Andrea muttered as she snatched her pencil case out of Hikaru's hand.

"That hurt…" Hikaru groaned as he leaned on his desk.

Kaoru shook his head. "Seriously, Hika? I thought you learnt from last time?"

Haruhi frowned. "What happened last time?"

Hikaru suddenly found the window to his left very interesting.

Katie smirked. "Well, Hikaru was blowing spitballs at Andrea all lesson, even when she turned around and glared at him, so at the end of the lesson Andrea cornered him and threatened to…" She frowned. "What did she say again, Becks?"

"She threatened to cut off his balls with her spoon," Rebecca finished.

Hikaru shuddered. "Scary commoner."

Andrea walked over to her desk. "You deserved it," she muttered before frowning. "Katie…"

"Yup?" Katie asked.

"Where's my bag?" Andrea asked.

Katie and Rebecca started sniggering.

Andrea just glared at them. "Well?"

Kaoru smirked as he held up the bag. "You mean this one?" he asked innocently.

Andrea turned her glare on him. "Give it back!" she yelled before running over to grab it from him.

Kaoru laughed as he started running away from her. "No way, Andrea!"

"Kaoru!"

Haruhi smirked. "Do you guys enjoy picking on her, or something?"

Katie and Rebecca both nodded. "Yup."

"Kaoru Hitachiin, give my bag back now!"

"No!... ow… ow… ow… OW, OW, OW! Alright! Alright! Take it!"

Andrea gave a smug smile as she took her back from him. "Thank you!"

Kaoru just glared at her as he clutched his injured hand to his chest. "Don't mention it."

Suddenly, the bell went and students began to file into the classroom. All six students moved to their desks – Andrea in front of Hikaru, Katie in front of Haruhi and Rebecca in front of Kaoru. Haruhi frowned at Andrea's choice of seating, and the frown only deepened when she noticed Hikaru move subtly closer to her seat.

Oh, this was going to be fun.


As Haruhi had suspected, Hikaru had decided to dedicate most of his Geography lesson to annoying Andrea non-stop. She thought he had gotten away with it, until she saw her corner him at the end of the lesson with what was most likely a threat to his parts.

Haruhi had also managed to find out some valuable information about the three new girls in her class.

The three girls were best friends, all from the same town in England and from the same school. Out of the trio, Andrea was the genius. She also seemed to be the joker, and was probably the youngest if her maturity was any indication.

Katie was probably very close to Andrea on the maturity scale. She was the obvious otaku of the group, as shown by the many manga books in her bag. She also seemed to be the troublemaker, as she had managed to empty out Rebecca's beg and get the contents half way around the class before Rebecca had noticed.

Rebecca was the most mature of the three, making her the mother-hen of the group most of the time. She was the quiet worker, and was always taking notes in class even when she already knew the information. Out of the three of them, she was the one who got the most annoyed by what Hikaru did.

When Haruhi voiced her opinions to the Host Club at lunch, they were quite shocked.

"Andrea? The genius?" Hikaru laughed.

"Katie does look like the otaku type," Kaoru noted.

"And Rebecca?" Kyoya asked, interested by the twins' perceptions of the girls.

"Easily annoyed. Not much fun," the twins stated simultaneously.

Haruhi was just about to point out how rude they were being when she noticed a familiar trio sitting a couple of tables away. She raised her eyebrows. "There they are."

The group swiveled to look over at them.

"Ah yes, the commoner's table," Kyoya said.

"Why is it called the 'commoner's table'?" Haruhi asked.

Her question was answered when three more people, all people she had never seen, joined the three first years at the table. Haruhi's eyebrows rose when she spotted someone familiar amongst the newcomers. "Eren?"

Tamaki's eyebrows rose. "You know Eren?"

"I… I met him this morning," Haruhi said as she watched him join the group. "He helped me out in the corridor." She frowned. "Why is he hanging out with only girls?"

"They're the only ones that know him well," Tamaki explained. "It seems that they all come from the same place in England."

"Oh." Haruhi watched them. "Who are the other two?" she asked.

"The blonde girl is Eglé," Tamaki said. "She's artistic, and loves to listen to music. Mukta is the girl wearing the scarf. She's…" he frowned. "How would you describe her, Kyoya?"

"Violent."

"Yes!"

"It's no surprise that she's best friends with Andrea," Hikaru muttered as the Host Club continued to watch the group with interest.


"I can't believe you said that!" Rebecca laughed.

"Yeah, Eglé!" Eren agreed.

"Well, we're perverted, are we not?" Eglé asked, smirking.

"Yeah, but this is a new level," Andrea pointed out, patting Katie's back as her best friend choked on her drink.

"So?"

Mukta glared at Eglé. "How am I meant to keep my sanity around you lot?"

"You aren't," Andrea and Eglé stated at the same time before the whole group burst into laughter.

"Hey, am I the only person who has realized a bunch of really cute boys staring at us?" Rebecca asked.

"Of course you are," Andrea muttered. "You're the only one that goes looking for them."

Rebecca threw a piece of her crust at Andrea's head. "Rude."

"I'm being honest!"

"And so am I! Look!"

The group turned to see the Host Club staring at them.

Katie smirked. "It's because we're fabulous," she said, flipping her hair.

"Of course it is," Eglé agreed. "How can you not love this sexy beast?" She pointed at her own body.

Mukta burst out laughing.

"Andrea, are you alright?" Rebecca asked when she noticed her best friend was still staring at the boys.

"She's glaring at that ginger kid," Eren pointed out.

"Which ginger kid?"

"The one with the parting on the left side."

"Oh, you mean Hikaru?" Katie asked.

"Yeah, that ginger kid."

Rebecca snorted. "She really hates him."

"I don't hate him," Andrea argued. "I'd just love to see his head on a stick. A very sharp stick." She stuck her tongue out at him.

The group watched with amusement as Hikaru frowned slightly before sticking his tongue back out at her. Kaoru's tongue soon followed.

Andrea just smirked before grabbing a spoon and loading it with pasta before launching it at Hikaru. She then launched a second spoonful of pasta at Kaoru.

Both redheads jumped before glaring at her.

"Any ideas on who to hit next?" Andrea asked the group at the table.

Eren shrugged.

"Tamamki," Eglé stated.

"He's the chairman's son!" Mukta exclaimed.

"So?"

"We could get kicked out!"

"How do you know?"

"We could always find out." Andrea loaded up her spoon with more pasta.

"Andrea…"


"She got it in my hair!"

Kaoru sighed. "Hikaru, it's just pasta."

"But it had some sort of sauce in it!"

"It's just a little sauce, Hika-chan," Hunny said.

"Yeah, it'll come right out!" Tamaki answered cheerfully.

Hikaru glared at the blonde. "I'm surprised that she hasn't hit you yet, Milord."

"It's because she's realized he's the chairman's son," Kyoya explained. "Clearly she's smart enough not to—"

"AAAH!"

The whole group turned to see Tamaki with pasta and sauce in his hair, flailing his arms about. Hikaru and Kaoru burst out laughing at the sight.

"KYOYA! SHE THREW FOOD AT ME!" Tamaki cried.

Kyoya sighed.

"It's called launching."

The group turned to see the familiar black girl standing behind Hikaru and Kaoru with Katie, both girls holding their trays of food. They were smiling sweetly at them.

"Why did you launch that at us?" Hikaru demanded.

Andrea shrugged. "Payback's a bitch."

Hikaru frowned. "What?"

"It was payback."

"For what?"

"You know what."

Hikaru glared at her. "It was a joke."

"So was the launching." She held out her spoon. "Spoons make good catapults, eh?"

Katie picked a piece of pasta out of Kaoru's hair. "What sauce did your dad use?" she asked curiously.

Andrea looked at the piece in Hikaru's hair. "Four cheeses, it seems," she replied as she picked the piece of sticky pasta out of his hair. "I hope you like it, Hikaru."

Hikaru turned and glared at her. "Baka."

Andrea shrugged. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

"Andrea!"

Andrea turned to see Mukta, Eglé and Eren waving at her. Rebecca just had her eyebrow raised, as usual. She waved back at the group before turning back to the boys. "Well, I've got to go, guys." She dropped the piece of pasta onto Hikaru's empty plate before wiping her hand on her dress. "Nice talking to you!" She walked off.

Katie hovered back. "Hey, Haruhi, you can hang out with us whenever you want, alright?"

Haruhi smiled at her. "Thanks for the offer."

"No problem." Katie waved as she walked away.

Hikaru sighed as he picked the remaining pasta out of his hair. "Annoying baka."

"I know," Kaoru muttered as he removed the pasta from his own red hair.

"Actually, I find that there's something quite amusing about them," Haruhi said. "They're all different yet similar at the same time."

"That's because they're commoners," Hikaru stated. "All commoners are the same.

Haruhi glared at him. "No we're not. We're all different. And I was thinking that there was something else…"

"Really?" Kaoru asked, uninterested. "I don't see it."

"Well, you don't see much, do you?" Haruhi bit back as she watched the group laugh as they left the cafeteria. "But, in a way, they're like us…"


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