A/N: Came up with this at two in the morning a little while ago. It made me snort. Hope you enjoy it too. Edward is so adorable. 3 (That is a platonic heart, by the way. He belongs to Kim alone. I just think he's so cute in his innocence.)

Oops

Edward is walking Kim home from her bus stop when another girl gets off of the bus and sees a neighborhood friend. She and the other girl let out ear-rending shrieks and run to each other. Edward is somewhat alarmed. Kim lays a reassuring hand on his shoulder before he can jump into a bush. "It's okay, Edward." The gentle creation realizes that there's no monster coming after the girls or a horde of fire ants eating their legs. Still, he's a little disconcerted. "Then why did they scream like that?" Kim tucks a lock of strawberry blonde hair behind her ear. "Because they're happy to see each other." He visibly relaxes. "Oh." Later that afternoon, the Boggs family is watching a movie. The local charter middle school bus chugs down the block, and a minute later the front door opens. Mr. Boggs looks away from the screen. "He-hey! Kevin's home!" "AAAUUGHHHHH!" Edward yells at the top of his lungs, nearly making Mrs. Boggs choke on her popcorn. Kevin takes a step back and looks like he's not sure if he should come in after all. Kim covers her mouth and narrowly manages not to giggle. Oops.