"Zac! Can we have a comment on the rumors that you and your Hairspray co-star are a hot item!" A reporter asked.
Yeah. How about fuck off Asshole.
"No, Nik and I are just friends. We aren't now, nor will we ever be together." He said.
We just like to fuck each other.
"Can we have a statement about Miss Hudgens?"
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She's a cheating, dirty slut that gives good head that I no longer associate with.
Zac smiled. "I will always love Nessa. She knows that if she ever needed anything, that I will be there for her. I cant state that enough."
Ha, I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire.
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Day after day, he had to go through the same thing. The paparazzi were a fucking bitch, but they were something that he just had to get used to.
"On the current issue of Rolling Stone you and Nikki look as though you have a lot of chemistry."
Chemistry-Yes. Great sex- hell yes. But does she want anything else I'll never know cause i'm to much of a pussy to ask.
"Are there any special preparations you do before you go to do a difficult scene?"
I usually catch a nut.
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"I just usually relax, run lines with the rest of the cast and talk to my mom and dad. Sometimes I'll call Corbin, Elijah or Lucas to catch up."
And make sure those idiots are keeping an eye out for Nikki.
"Troy is there anything you would like you say for the camera?"
Oh yes. Ask me one more fucking question and I'll beat yo' sorry ass.
"I just want to say thank you to all my fans. I love you."
Now for once, just fuck off.
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