this one is for onyxmoonbeam. happy birthday!
"Damn it Dean! Hold still."
"What the hell are you doing down there?
Digging for gold or something?"
"Just calm down and hold still, it won't take long."
"....."
"There, I got the stinger out. Want me to kiss it and make it all better?"
"Dude, you kiss my foot and it'll be the last thing you kiss. Now let me up."
"Let me put some ice on it at least, it's still a little swollen."
"Why are you such a freaking mother hen today?"
"Fine, I'll leave you alone. I won't offer any aspirin or go get dinner so you won't have to or rent a movie for you or pick up some beer....."
"Sammy, I'm sorry. Will you please get me some aspirin and..."
"I'll do all that under one condition. I don't want to pressure you into anything, but you should wear shoes every time you leave the hotel. This time it was a bee, next time it could be something really nasty."
"Deal. Now get me some food, bitch."
