Hi~! Yes, I'm alive and have no excuse. I really don't know why I've taken so fucking long. Anyway, a very short crack yaoi fic I wrote with the help of my senpai~. Random but funny. I will hopefully work on my others and a couple more so yeah. Reviews are love. Reviews are life.


It was a steamy night for the Italian brothers, Germany, and Spain. Italy took in his brother's cock as Romano deepthroated his own. He looked up to see his shiny lord and savior Doitsu come at him like a wrecking ball. His meaty wurst pounded into him, naming each and every one amendment of Doitsuism. EspaƱolo soon came after, taking Italy's whorish brother like a lion during mating season; hard and not giving a fuck whatsoever.

"Oh Doitsu, don't make me spill my alfredo sauce~!" Italy moaned. He continued sucking his brother's cock, biting off the tip as blood poured onto his face. He ignored the pain filled screams, he was hungry. Hungry for the D. Do. Doi. Doit. Doits.

"DOITSU" Italy screamed, spilling his sauce all over. Romano then sneezed, spraying blood all over much like a girl on her period. They all collapsed, Germany pulling out of Italy. He gave his balls a tug, glitter shooting from his cock.

"Shine bright like a Doitsu", he preached until morning came.