M. Sonic fell into the pink water in Chemical Plant. "Ah!"
"Dude, AGAIN?" C. Sonic asked. "At least I can swim!"
He jumped in and swam around.
"See? Now get up here."
"... I can't," M. Sonic said.
"Why not? You got two arms, two legs."
"..I can't..."
"And why not?" C. Sonic asked, looking down at his older self in the water. "It's easy!"
"CAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING SWIM!"
"God, no need to yell. I'm only trying to HELP you."
"I just don't get why you can swim," M. Sonic said, pissed off, "and I can't!"
"Cuz the game hates you."
"...What?"
"It hates you. You know the big ass GUN-trunk and the big ass saws that chased you through City Escape trying to chop your head off or somethin' like that.."
"Oh yeah.. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! If we're in Sonic Generations, then why the hell are we in Chemical Plant?!" M. Sonic yelled.
"Cuz it's part of the damn game. Now GET UP HERE, OLDER ME!"
"For the umpteen-Motherfucking time... I CAN'T FUCKING SWIM!" By this time, the countdown timer kicked in. "Oh.. shit.. SHIT!"
"Holy shit dude!" C. Sonic paused for a second and put his hand down into the pink water. "Grab my hand older me, and hurry the hell up!"
M. Sonic tried to grab his younger self's hand but he couldn't. "I can't reach it! Put your foot down or something!"
"If I put my foot down you'll put ME under and we'll both die!"
"I THOUGHT YOU COULD SWIM YOU FAT F-" The timer expired and M. Sonic died.
"Mmm.. Oh yeah!" C. Sonic pulled out a ring. "I got a ring and you can grab onto it and- Dude? NO, WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! DON'T YOU SHOW THE GODDMAN GAME-OVER SIGN CUZ i'M STILL FUCKING ALIVE, OR I'LL PUT ALL THESE RINGS RIGHT UP YOUR A-"
GAME OVER!
M. Sonic reappeared next to C. Sonic.
"Dude.. what the FUCK?! I THOUGHT YOU DIED?! Are you a ghost...?" C. Sonic poked him.
"No but if I was I wouldn't hesitate to KICK YOUR ASS!" M. Sonic snapped, angerily.
"What did I do?"
The older hedgehog just glared. "Rings.. Ringssssssss."
C. Sonic stepped back. "It was the best I could think of to try and save you, older-me!"
"Sonic, look! A Badnik!" C. Tails yelled, pointing up.
"Huh?" the 10 year old looked up ad screamed as the Badnik wrapped around him.
M. Sonic laughed at him.
"Rape! Rape!" the light-blue hedgehog screamed. "SOMEONE MAKE IT LET GO OF ME!"
M. Tails hit it and it disappeared. C. Sonic fell on the ground and glared up at his older self who was still laughing.
"You motherfucker..."
The older hedgehog continued to laugh. C. Sonic got a pissed off look on his face and pushed his older self back into the pink water.
"HA!" he laughed.
M. Sonic died again and reappeared.
"Hahaha!" C. Sonic laughed.
