***HEYY…I randomly got this idea from PM-ing Vampiresongwriter, so I just want to thank her for the title and the idea…so yea…If you don't know who Moppy and Mopette are, I STRONGLY suggest that you read "How to Improve Your Screaming In 6 Easy Steps". It will be a oneshot for now, but if I get enough reviews…I'll continue…***
Part One: Revenge on Katy
Moppy: HAHA! Together at last! My ashes have been glued together! REVENGE ON KATY AT LAST!
Mopette: Who the hell are you?
Moppy: Mopette? Don't you recognize me? I'm Moppy! WE'RE HALF BROTHER AND SISTER!
Mopette: The only Moppy I ever knew was my half brother. But he's dead…
Moppy: DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY EVIL PLOT TO GET REVENGE ON KATY? I'M ALIVE AGAIN! I'M MOPPY!!!
Mopette: Oh, no I didn't hear you… Wait, do you mean Katy O'Connell? I don't like her… See, this gay retard named Kris thinks that I'm his girlfriend or something, but only 'cuz he's…high…and I really like his friend, Adam, and so does Katy, and we're like in a fight…
Moppy: KRIS GOT ANOTHER MOP???
Mopette: Yeah, me!
Moppy: But I'M his boyfriend! We did IT!
Mopette: Yeah, yeah, I bet you had a nice relationship, anyways, back to ME!
Moppy: But I wanna know what's up with Kris! And I need to think of torture methods! I good revenge for killing someone can only be death…But I don't know how to kill a vampire…
Mopette: Simple…rip them up and burn all of the pieces…
Moppy: But I don't like fire…Fire is what killed me…Well, technically it was Katy, but…still, I DON'T LIKE FIRE!
Mopette: Well, seeing Katy in pain sounds fun! Any ideas?
Moppy: I was kinda hoping you had one…
Mopette: Well…
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(Katy is tied down to a chair. Her bare feet are being viciously tickled. She is laughing hysterically…)
Moppy: Tickle torture? This is GENIUS! Where did you get the idea?
Mopette: Well, I have been wanting to torture Katy for a long time, so I researched torture methods on Wikipedia a couple months ago…
(hands Moppy a copy of the Wikipedia page.)
Moppy: Blackmail, Sleep deprivation, tooth extraction, shunning… OH! In Charlie the Unicorn, the other unicorns SHUNNED Charlie because he didn't believe in the magical land of joy and sweets, and sweets and joy- CANDY MOUNTAIN! I remember that…I love Youtube!
Mopette: I HATE Youtube!
Moppy: (singing) THE LAND OF JOY AND SWEETS, AND SWEETS AND JOYYY! CANDY MOUNTAIN! CANDY MOUNTAINNNNNN!
Mopette: Moppy, are you high?
Moppy: Maybe just a little…okay, a LOT! I broke into Adam's secret stash of crack!!!
Mopette: Okay, then…
(Katy laughs hysterically.)
Katy: THIS IS *laughs* PURE *laughs* TORTURE!!! *laughs*
Moppy: GOOD, Katy! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!
(Moppy does an evil laugh.)
Moppy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mopette: So, Moppy, what's next on your list for revenge?
Moppy: HAHAHAHAHAHA! REVENGE ON KATY IS FUN!
Mopette: *sighs* And I'M the one who has to deal with this crap…
