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Frieza's really, really rotten luck.
It was a normal day in HFIL. Frieza sighed with boredom. He was currently playing their version of Go Fish, with his brother and dad.
"Got any destruction of Earth's?" Cooler asked and King Cold answered
"Nope, go fish." Frieza said "Got any punching Goku in the gut?" Cooler said, "Damn it!" and handed a card to Frieza. It had a simple picture of Goku being punched through his chest.
"I-" Cooler started to be interrupted by Zarbon and Salza walking into the room.
"I heard there's a new arrival coming." Zarbon said and Salza said,
"Rumor is he's a Saiyan." Yes! Frieza thought with glee I could make fun of him and finally have some fun, maybe beat him up before Pikkon comes and deals with me! Apparently Cooler was thinking the same thing because he said, "Let's go check it out." They went to as close to the gates as they were allowed and waited. Eventually they opened and the new arrival walked in. He definitely looked Saiyan though he didn't see a tail. He had the normal Saiyan black hair, he was wearing around his waist some sort of red cloth. He had a jeweled necklace and arm bracelets on. He was also extremely muscular. Frieza walked up to him and said
"Oh hi, are you a Saiyan, cause if you are, I destroyed your planet! Yeah, that's right you monkey I destroyed your planet! What do you think of that!" Frieza exclaimed. The Saiyan walked up to him and simply said
"I'm Broly, and I'm going to kill you now."
"Uh-huh and how do you plan on doing that!" Frieza asked. He was answered with Broly transforming into a Super Saiyan only he had green hair, a green aura, and he became massively muscular.
"NO! NOT AGAIN! NOOO!" Frieza screamed in terror as Broly grabbed him and shoved him into the ground. He laughed and then made an underground cavern with an energy blast. Pulling Frieza down as Frieza screamed
"NOOOO! HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP! NOOO!" He screamed as Broly and him disappeared from sight underground. His screaming continued as loud whacking and explosions could be heard distinctly and little pieces of rock flew out of the cave.
"NO! PLEASE NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! NOO! NOT-AAAAGGHH!" And then the screaming stopped. Broly walked out, and looked at Cooler and King Cold.
"You're next." he decided and dragged them down too. They screamed too for a long time. The whole time the HFIL authorities where completely aware, but turned a let's say blind eye. Pikkon, and Olibu, who had been sent down to deal with it, had returned howling with laughter. As Olibu wiped a tear from his eye they began to laugh again.
A long time later
It had been a long time since Broly had beat him up, and Frieza still wore a full body cast along with his father, and brother, but it still allowed them to move. Currently, they had become tired of Go Fish and had begun to play Poker. Right now, he was playing with, Raditz, Nappa, Dodoria, Zarbon, and Cui. He had begun to lose to Zarbon, who was quite a shark, so he finally said
"Alright let me win, or your fired!" He said and Zarbon exclaimed,
"Damn! Fine, whatever." And Frieza thought he heard him mutter
"Lousy-fricken-sore loser."
"What did you say!" Frieza yelled and they began to fight. Everybody else looked on with amusement. Nappa and Dodoria started an arm wrestling contest, and Raditz, and Cui continued playing. Then they all stopped dead in their tracks as… Vegeta appeared and walked in!
"AAAAAHH! NOOO!" Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, and Cui all yelled. Vegeta walked forward and said,
"The perk of being in HFIL is the fact I get to beat you guys up." He said going SS2. He cracked his knuckles and advanced ominously.
"NOOOO!" Frieza, Dodoria, Zarbon, and Cui screamed. Nappa, and Raditz didn't think he would hurt them but weren't taking any chances so they got the HFIL outta there! They didn't look back as they heard more screaming and some punching. The last thing they heard as they left was from Frieza,
"SERIOUSLY! WHY-OOF DO I-OWW-HAVE SUCH-AGH ROTTEN LUCK-AAH!" He wailed in anger and pain.
Me: That is the first and only chapter if I can't think of anybody else who could beat Frieza up *Vegeta walks in* Vegeta: Hehe, that felt good. I've been wanting to get back at that mother-****** for a long time. …Well this is going to hurt, but…Thanks for putting me in HFIL with him. Me: Your welcome. *Frieza walks in* Frieza: I hate you all! Vegeta: I guess you want more! *Chases Frieza out of the room* Me: Hehe that is pretty funny, so if you have any ideas for more enemies of Frieza to beat him up tell me! *Frieza flies through wall and Vegeta flies after him* Vegeta: You won't escape me! Me: I'm getting popcorn and a recording camera! *Pikkon and Olibu walk in* Them: Wait for us!
