Disclaimer: Don't own it. Just seeker school. And possibly Draco, if you'll let me.
Chapter 1 – Baby what?
It was a Wednesday morning and Harry was just returning to the Dursley residence back from his daily walk to the village of Little Whining to pick up everything on the list his Aunt had made for him.
The younger Harry would question why he was the one to do this and why his Aunt couldn't get the things herself but after what he witnessed last June, it gave him more time to brew on things and as Harry was being kept rudely uninformed by news on Voldemort and the wizarding world; Harry had no choice than to try muggle news for clues. His aunt and Uncle though, thought it was 'freaky' that Harry would want to spend his time watching the news seen as he'd never done it before and so they'd banned him from watching it altogether. His last resort was to look at newspapers while he was in the shops.
Anyway, Harry was just returning when he heard familiar raised voices.
'He does not live here!' Vernon Dursley shouted. Harry instantly knew his voice and could tell the person at the door was looking for him. He instantly whipped out his wand, which he carried almost everywhere now, and started to jog towards his road at quiet as possible.
'I know Potter lives here and whether he'd like to see me or not, he's going to and that's final! Now go and get his lazy ass to this door right now before I use my wand,' A familiar voice hissed smoothly. Who the hell is that?
Vernon Dursley spluttered. 'You can't use that! You'll be expelled!' He said hissing quietly but smugly. 'Now put it away!'
'So you do know what it is therefore Potter does live here! Now get him!'
'I-I…Go away! I'm won't tell you again!'
'I know a lot of curses, Dursley, and I am not afraid to use them. Unlike Potter, I am clever, and I don't go looking for trouble. Now are you going to fetch him or am I going to have to use a curse on you? Let me remind you, some are painful,' the mysterious man drawled silkily.
'I…He's out,' Vernon said visibly shaking.
'Well then you better invite me in then so I can wait.'
By this time Harry had reached the end of the road. He peeked round to see who it was but the guy was still not visible to him.
'I am not having another freak under my roof!'
'I'll have you know I am not a freak. You're the large elephant disguised as a human!'
Whoever this guy is, Harry thought, he's quite funny and quite right. I think I like him already.
'Well I-'
'Curses, Dursley, curses. Time is ticking and you still haven't invited me in.'
'I-'
'Is this about money?'
'What?!'
He saw him. Harry's stomach dropped. It was Malfoy – Draco Malfoy. What the hell is he doing here? And what does he want with me of all people? Now do I go up to him, or do I wait for him to leave? Who am I kidding; Malfoy's always get what they want.
'I said, "Is this about money?" Meaning, do you want me to pay you? I am after all, taking him away for a couple of weeks.'
It was definitely Malfoy all right. And what was this about taking him away? He certainly hadn't agreed to that and didn't intend to.
'How much are we talking?' Vernon Dursley said narrowing his eyes.
'How much would you like?' Draco said finally getting somewhere. 'How about…£1000?'
'£1000?' Vernon Dursley spluttered. Vernon clearly was thinking something lower but Draco, not in the muggle world, mistook the amount for a small amount.
'£10,000? Name your price.'
Harry had had enough. What did Malfoy want that much, anyway? Must be something important and Vernon Dursley wasn't amount to get loaded on it.
'Okay, game over. I'm here,' Harry said coming up to Malfoy. He was smaller than Malfoy, by an inch or two.
'Ah, Potter. Just the guy I was looking for,' Draco said flashing a smile.
'Well it's not like you came to see my cousin now was it?' Harry said sarcastically.
'Tut tut, Harry. That wasn't a very nice thing to say was it?' He said flashing another grin.
'Well your not a very nice-' Draco cut him off.
'Now, now Harry. I'm about to take you to Seeker school and yet you feel the need to insult me?' Draco said raising an eyebrow. 'I can think of better things to do to repay me,' winking at Harry.
Harry, being innocent, missed the innuendo. 'Seeker school?' Harry said dropping the bags with his mouth wide open. Just then Vernon regained his shock.
'Boy, you lost me money! You'll pay!' He picked Harry up by the scruff of the neck and hauled him to his cupboard. He opened the door, and before he slung him in it, Draco spoke.
'Put him down – Now!' Draco commanded. Vernon narrowed his eyes mulling it over. 'I will not ask again!'
Vernon dropped him and stalked past Draco, into his car and drover off.
'Th-thanks,' Harry said feebly.
'Like I said before, I can think of different ways to thank me,' Draco said coming closer to Harry.
'I-Like what?'
'That innocent are we, baby lion?' Draco said adopting an innocent look and stepping closer.
'Baby what?'
Draco went closer until they were mouth to nose.
'Not even been kissed?' He placed a small kiss on Harry's nose.
'What was that?!'
'You didn't answer my question,' Draco said not backing away.
'Well I-' Draco placed a gentle kiss on his lips.
'Have now,' and gently grabbed his hand and disapparated them both to Malfoy Manor.
