It's seems that my muse is now inspired by the funny side of the Winchester, I love reading about the drama, hurt, sick Boys, but I must have been having the longest author's bloke for that kind of stuff, so I will continue with the fun. Hope to bring a laugh to you who are reading this!
I smile at some of parts of it!
Disclaimer: No, I still don't own any of this! But a girl can always dream.
When someone says a place is haunted, you shouldn't go in
M&M's count as provisions
Rock salt hurts like hell
Planes crash and apparently clowns kill
Scarecrow's are fugly
In almost every episode, one of the following are almost always present: "Dude, Sammy, or SOB"
Hunting demon's comes with perks
Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of 'mullet rock
There are no such things as mandroids
Do not make fun of blind people or little people
"Demons I get. People are crazy"
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole
Zeppelin rules!
Rock salt is a spirit repellent
Never buy somebody else's family portrait
When a plane is about to crash and you are on it, scream like hell
George Foreman infomercials are riveting television
If you have to, sacrifice your self for your sibling
If a place is haunted, never bring mature ghost hunters with you
Ghost hunters make good boyfriends
Unicorns are real too, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their a**
The best way to get rid of an immortal person is to bury them alive
You can either (A) Get a tattoo or (B) get an amulet that will stop you from getting possessed
If your dad says to save your sibling...or kill him, then you sell your soul for him
People who claim they see "ghosts" are actually seeing "death echoes"
Shape shifters are not stupid
Bow hunting is an important skill
In rock-paper-scissors, scissors always lose
Put holy water in beer to know if someone is possessed or not
"Cristo" is God in Latin
Santa is evil
You should be afraid of the dark
When a Winchester tells you to Shut up, you do it with a smile on your face or talk your way to hell
Live with rock music or don't live at all
When you flirt with a vampire, have a gun ready
A matching tattoo is hot
When your kid is scare of the thing in his closet, give him a .45
Stay inside the magic circle
Steam showers are awesome
People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news
Never sleep with your peepers open
Always have salt on hand. Low-sodium is for freaks
Always clean the pipes. If you have no pipes, then good for you!
Werewolf + sex = bad
Art history is good for picking up girls
Apple pie is never freaking worth it
No chick flick moments
Constance Welch is a b*tch
Witchcraft tasted like a**
Rabbit always get screwed in a deal
Motels and Inns only have enough water for one person to take a hot shower
What's dead should stay dead
The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire
Death by car does NOT look cool like in the movies
When you fall into a lake, you come out smelling like a toilet
Never go swimming in a haunted lake
Dean is a jerk and Sam is a b*tch
When you see a crossroad, just keep driving
If they have black eyes, you'd better run bad
When someone being a smart a** just shot them
Big brother always the right one coz he is the older
You can't poke fakers with a stick
Spongebob placemats make good altar cloths
Salt will wash away unless you concrete it in place!
Dean thinks bunnies dieing are sad and it's unfair for the little guy
Saying "Kiss my ass" will protect you from witchcraft
Bow Hunting, knife fighting, and Latin are useful skills
A 1967 Chevy Impala is the perfect ride to use for all those "road trips" with your brother
Chicks dig artists
Being sacrificed is classier than being killed
Nobody messes with the Metallicar
No chick-flick moments
Dean was a goofy looking kid
Don't trust a girl who would trust Shaddy Van Guy over Sammy
Love the Smurfs
Kids are the best
Nobody likes a skeptic
Dean always got the extra cookie
Dean is supposed to be the belligerent one
Crossroad demon is a smart ass
