It's seems that my muse is now inspired by the funny side of the Winchester, I love reading about the drama, hurt, sick Boys, but I must have been having the longest author's bloke for that kind of stuff, so I will continue with the fun. Hope to bring a laugh to you who are reading this!

I smile at some of parts of it!

Disclaimer: No, I still don't own any of this! But a girl can always dream.


When someone says a place is haunted, you shouldn't go in

M&M's count as provisions

Rock salt hurts like hell

Planes crash and apparently clowns kill

Scarecrow's are fugly

In almost every episode, one of the following are almost always present: "Dude, Sammy, or SOB"

Hunting demon's comes with perks

Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of 'mullet rock

There are no such things as mandroids

Do not make fun of blind people or little people

"Demons I get. People are crazy"

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole

Zeppelin rules!

Rock salt is a spirit repellent

Never buy somebody else's family portrait

When a plane is about to crash and you are on it, scream like hell

George Foreman infomercials are riveting television

If you have to, sacrifice your self for your sibling

If a place is haunted, never bring mature ghost hunters with you

Ghost hunters make good boyfriends

Unicorns are real too, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their a**

The best way to get rid of an immortal person is to bury them alive

You can either (A) Get a tattoo or (B) get an amulet that will stop you from getting possessed

If your dad says to save your sibling...or kill him, then you sell your soul for him

People who claim they see "ghosts" are actually seeing "death echoes"

Shape shifters are not stupid

Bow hunting is an important skill

In rock-paper-scissors, scissors always lose

Put holy water in beer to know if someone is possessed or not

"Cristo" is God in Latin

Santa is evil

You should be afraid of the dark

When a Winchester tells you to Shut up, you do it with a smile on your face or talk your way to hell

Live with rock music or don't live at all

When you flirt with a vampire, have a gun ready

A matching tattoo is hot

When your kid is scare of the thing in his closet, give him a .45

Stay inside the magic circle

Steam showers are awesome

People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news

Never sleep with your peepers open

Always have salt on hand. Low-sodium is for freaks

Always clean the pipes. If you have no pipes, then good for you!

Werewolf + sex = bad

Art history is good for picking up girls

Apple pie is never freaking worth it

No chick flick moments

Constance Welch is a b*tch

Witchcraft tasted like a**

Rabbit always get screwed in a deal

Motels and Inns only have enough water for one person to take a hot shower

What's dead should stay dead

The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire

Death by car does NOT look cool like in the movies

When you fall into a lake, you come out smelling like a toilet

Never go swimming in a haunted lake

Dean is a jerk and Sam is a b*tch

When you see a crossroad, just keep driving

If they have black eyes, you'd better run bad

When someone being a smart a** just shot them

Big brother always the right one coz he is the older

You can't poke fakers with a stick

Spongebob placemats make good altar cloths

Salt will wash away unless you concrete it in place!

Dean thinks bunnies dieing are sad and it's unfair for the little guy

Saying "Kiss my ass" will protect you from witchcraft

Bow Hunting, knife fighting, and Latin are useful skills

A 1967 Chevy Impala is the perfect ride to use for all those "road trips" with your brother

Chicks dig artists

Being sacrificed is classier than being killed

Nobody messes with the Metallicar

No chick-flick moments

Dean was a goofy looking kid

Don't trust a girl who would trust Shaddy Van Guy over Sammy

Love the Smurfs

Kids are the best

Nobody likes a skeptic

Dean always got the extra cookie

Dean is supposed to be the belligerent one

Crossroad demon is a smart ass