The son Of a Dragon
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Hey. Just something I thought up because Twilight rocks.
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The figure made its way through the rain and fog. The forest did not stir, for it knew that a awful force was traveling through it's boundaries. The creatures steps were eaven and paced, showing off a grace no mortal could ever hope to match. It's long cloke, with it's dark color and drawn hood managed to obscure his face.
Suddenly, the forest gave way to a small town. The figure pulled back his hood, revealing a handsome, well built face.
"Finally. After all these years, I have come to my perfect wife."
Dracula had just come to Forks.
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The area surrounding the house was peaceful and quiet. Overhead, the moon shone like a flashlight in the sky. Walking to the front door, he used his innate abilities as a vampire to turn himself into mist and slip into the house. The man watching the television, which by chance, showed the Chicago bears winning 500,000,000 to nothing against the Green bay packers in the Super bowl was muttering to himself
"God dam those Bears are the BEST TEAM EVER"
And thus did not hear the King Of All Vampires (trademark) move into the dwelling.
Dracula moves behind him and brakes his neck.
"I am sorry my friend" said Dracula as tears welled up in his eyes "but this is how it must be.
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Bella slept Soundly, not aware of the Murder. Her dreams were filled with sweetness and joy.
Dracula slid into the room, watching the beautiful specimen sleep.
After what seamed like a eternity to the Dark Lord, he walks over to Bella and shakes her awake.
"mmmm.... Edward?"
"No, little one, it is one much greater."
"wah...." Bella is struck speechless by the incredibly beautiful man standing at her bedside "Who..... Who are you?"
"I am Vlad Tepes, also known as Count Dracula"
"Oh god....... what are... why are you here?"
"My darling, I have seen you yearn for the night, and I have come to make you my forth wife, and eternal companion."
"What?" said Bella, confused.
"In simplest terms, I have come to turn you into a vampire and marry you."
"Really?" Asked Bella, amazed that she could catch the eye of the worlds most powerful vampire.
"NO!" Screamed Dracula, his daemons swirling around him, which only increased his frighting appearance. "I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAG BOYFRIEND. I MEAN JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!"
Using his immense strength Dracula then picks Bella up by the head, and scrapes it along the wall of the room, leaving a smear of blood and brains. He then punches the body a few times and shits on it for good measure.
He decides not to kill Edward because he doesn't want to catch the gay, and goes home and has a orgy with his three beautiful wives.
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The next morning The FAGGOT I mean Edward goes to Bella's house to pick her up.
When he breaks into her room I MEAN GOES IN WITH PERMISSION He finds the dead and shit on remains of his "love".
"NO! WHAT WILL I DO" He cried
He then kills himself, and everyone is very happy.
Well, except for Charlie, but hes dead so fuck 'um.
