A/N: Originally written 07-21-01 this is a drabble, defined as being exactly 100 words (my favorite type of story to write)
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me.
Warning: reference to Upgrades.

Sam's face was earnest.

"I'm sure of it, sir."

Jack rolled his eyes.

"I don't think so, Carter."

Sam sighed.

"But you've seen it, the evidence..."

Jack shook his head.

"No, he wouldn't risk it."

Sam's expression intensified.

"He must be frustrated, without another outlet, and only we would suspect. Perfectly safe."

Jack frowned.

"Maybe, but even if he would risk it, when would he have time?"

Sam shrugged.

"I wrote a book, sir."

Teal'c spoke for the first time.

"Major Carter, I believe you are mistaken. I do not believe Daniel Jackson wrote the script for the movie Atlantis."