Reasons to Date a Winchester
******There is a little spoiler in the end! If you don't like it be aware!********
Disclaimer: Don't own them…Don't sue me! Forgive my mistakes they are entirely mine!
Well firstly because they are freaking HOT
His gun is always cocked and ready
He can speak to you in Latin
You'll never run out of salt to go on your popcorn
You'll never be thirsty because they always have a flask of (Holy) water with them
They have a fine appreciation for art- Especially the kind that kills people
They are ready for anything.
If an evil thing is ruining your day, they are happy to kill it for you
When you have a ghost truck, he will play chicken with it
They provide great security
Don't have to worry if your weapon is gone, they have extra
Most likely able to save your live while showing off
Can kill anything that gets annoying
Well, they have awesome jobs and if you date them, their job becomes yours too.
You will always be safe with them, when their not out hunting ghosts, shape shifters, demons, devils, and as Dean says "Evil sons of bitches"
He has excellent choice of music
He is a good singer
He is a good liar/con artist
If he is not the man for you, he has a hot brother!
You can always feel wanted, most likely as bait though
We both can have a matching tattoo
He doesn't think you're crazy when you say the Snuggle softener bear is evil
If you're afraid of bugs of any sort, there's no need to worry. He has a flame thrower handy to torch those suckers
He's faithful- -Even a hot ghost-girl can't attract his attention
Family is all important to him
When someone yells at you, he will have a gun in their face faster than you can say his name
He has an awesome car
With him, there is no such thing as imaginary
Most likely able to kill a Wendigo that is coming right at you
Most likely Winchester brothers are the two hottest hunters on the face of the earth!!
Listens well when it is hunting related
They don't have to worry about cussing and getting into trouble
They would offer their soul to keep you from dying
They know that M&M's are necessities
When you need fun, they are what fun is
With him, there is no such thing as the same thing
They can't cheat on you because you are with them the whole time
He will always make sure that you are happy and if not, he will cheer you up, even when he's staring death in the face
He will make sure you are safe before he takes himself out of harms way
He's up on the latest urban legends, myths, and ghost stories
Potential for a make-out session in a graveyard
Their father IS a hot hunter too!
They can get you into anywhere with their funny fake ID's
They fought the law and the law never won
You'll never be short of a witty retort or quote when the boys are around!
Well, the Winchesters are awesome!
With them you'll never wake up late
Would die to save you from death
They are the two hottest hunters in the entire world
If you want to get down and dirty don't worry they have lots of practice
Unlimited supply of salt
They are one of the most freaky velvety smooth hunters!
They plan for everything
Sarcasm is a form of affection
The world isn't small enough to keep them away from you
There puppy pouts are enough to get you weak in the knees
They have the sexiest voices when they yell, monsters go running from them and you go chasing after them
They can get you out of any trouble you get into by pretending to be anyone
They don't kill any virgins
One of them is a smooth operator
Will kick out annoying little brother to get some alone time with you
They can tell amazing stories without lying
Winchester's know the good spots to eat at
They know all the good hotels too
They can take you anywhere the car can go
They can understand that when a lady needs pie, GET THE PIE!!!
They will never run to you to kill the spider in the bathroom
They know how to party
They can sing you to sleep
Winchester will never bore you with chick flick moments
You will never get bored of the same place
You will have a great first date, go kill some evil creatures, then have a nice dinner
They understand the power of music
Winchester will make you laugh even in the hardest times
Let's admit it, if you do end up getting married it will be awesome to have there last name, Winchester has a nice sound to it
They can take a punch
Winchester's are smart some know school stuff, and the other know school house rock
If the house/room gets robbed they will protect you!
They never get lost on the road
Winchester's know there way around the cops
They know all the lyrics to mullet rock
Winchester's save lives it's like dating a doctor that's not dull
They have run in's with the Real "Ghostfacers"!!!!
If you are lucky you get to drive THE car
They won't let you live a normal life
They live every day like is was there last
They look SO hot shirtless
They are hot when they are evil!
He will make you live your life to the fullest like there's no tomorrow
They will save you from everything no matter how bad the situation is
They will look at the bright side of something no matter how hard it is
Do we even need to find a reason to date them?? Hail to the NO!
It'll be the best time ever in my life
They have a great doll collection you can play with
OMG, does anyone really need a reason to date them, just look at them that's reason enough
Just another fic about nothing special at all, besides the fact that I can't stop thinking about them! I miss SN so much and I'm already dying for the 5 season!
The shooting begins today! (July,2) And the first episode is going to be called: Sympathy for the Devil.
