This is why QVC is NEVER canceled... And we thought Apollimy was the destroyer.

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Alexion was in paradise. Ever since he had Danger enter his life, his world had changed for the better. He looked around. Danger had been gone a long time... Maybe he should make sure everything was alright. He got up and left the bedroom.

The house was silent since Ash was over at Artemis's temple. Poor fool needed to just let Simi eat her. Laughing at the thought, Alexion entered the throne room where Simi was, surprise surprise, watching the QVC.

"She's still buying all that junk. Shouldn't we stop her before Ash goes broke?" Danger was sitting nearby.

"LEXIE!!!" Simi ran over and clutched him in a hold that would have killed any human being. "Tell your girlfriend Simi NEEDS her Diamonique! Akri lets the Simi and he said if the Simi wants it the Simi cans have it since that mean heifer goddess is keeping him at her ugly place."

I looked over at Danger, "It's pointless to try and keep her off that channel. Ash has spoiled her for too long. Go buy your stuff Simi, I'll keep Danger distracted." Simi squealed in delight as she ran back to her TV. Danger came over.

"I'm lucky the other one went to sleep. I was stuck here listening to Xirena and the Simi talk about cute demons and guys... Which if you ever not save me from again, I'll tell them to get your opinion."

"She's a demon, restraint isn't in their makeup." I paused as I recalled the countless times Acheron had said the same thing." Danger headed towards the bedroom as Simi bought another load of Diamonique. Women.

I followed close behind Danger, admiring her assets when a crash erupted in the throne room. Danger turned. "Should we be worried about that?"

"Xirena probably just knocked over something. Don't worry about it." I pulled Danger into my arms and we collapsed onto the bed in our room. Life was great.

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Urian walked into Katoteros. It had been bad over in Kalosis. With the Daimons rebelling after the recent attempt at recruiting Dark-Hunters. The soulless beings who spent eternity trying to destroy them... All the Daimons were pissed. Stryker was having his loyalty questioned... or would be if any of the others had the guts.

Walking into the throne room of Katoteros, he looked to see Acheron's pet charonte demon hitting the TV.

"Simi where's the boss?" The charonte turned around angry.

"At the Heifer goddess's place... Urine, the Simi needs her daddy. There's bad people on the TV getting in the way of her buying Diamonique!" I glanced at the television that she had been hitting. Across the bottom of the screen was a red bar with writing going across:

The QVC is no longer available due to the loss of management and employees. Thank you for your support the last few years...

"Ash better get back quick." I looked at Simi who was already getting more and more upset.

"WELL? AREN'T YOU GOING TO FIX IT?" The other demon started to wake up as Simi started to yell.

"I'll try to reach the boss, why don't you talk to Lex about it?" I left Katoteros for my Minnesota place as Simi ran for Alexion's room. It was going to be a nightmare at that place... I calmed down and headed for my family. At least they were normal... besides the immortal beings thing. Besides between here, the Simi, and the Daimons... The family was probably the safest place.

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Alexion paused as the door fell off it's hinges. Simi was rushing in before either him or Danger could speak.

"LEXIE!!! SIMI NEEEEEEEDDDDDSSSSS HER AKRI!!! MAKE HIM COME HOME NOW!" Something was horribly wrong.

"Simi, I already told you if Xirena likes a certain demon that's fine, but you don't have to listen to her talk about it." Danger went to pat Simi's back but Simi pulled away.

"NO! THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM! THE STUPID PEOPLE ON TV SAY THAT THE SIMI CAN'T BUY NO MORE DIAMONIQUE!!! THE SIMI WANTS HER DIAMONIQUE, LEXIE, AND SHE WANTS IT NOW!" I froze as what she said sank in... They wouldn't have canceled the QVC...

Xirena came in after the Simi and plowed into him. "AKRI! THE HUMANS ON THE TV SAY THAT WE CAN'T BUY ANY MORE SPARKLIES."

"DIAMONIQUES! WHY DOES THE SIMI HAVE TO HAVE A SISTER WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE NAME RIGHT." Both the demons paused for a minute before diving after Alexion who was trying to get up.

"WE NEED THE CURSED GOD!" Xirena yelled.

"YEAH! WE NEED DADDY! WE NEEDS MY AKRI!" Simi and Xirena started to pound on Alexion as Danger started to try and pull them off.

"DANGER CALL ASH! I CAN HANDLE THEM FOR A WHILE, BUT WE NEED THE BIG GUY HERE NOW!" Danger rushed to the phone as the two demons continued to yell. Hopefully the big guy had his phone on...