Hello and welcome to my Haganai/Dan VS. crossover for starters I don't own Dan VS. or Boku Wa Tomadachi Ga Sukunai aka I Don't Have Many Friend in English aka Haganai for short, Dan VS. is a Cartoon created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson and Haganai is a Light Novel/Anime/Manga/Live Action Movie created by Yomi Hirasaka, also chack out my Baka and Test/Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover, Baka & Ed, Edd n Eddy now on to the story
Author's note:also this fic and Baka & Ed, Edd n Eddy take pleace in the same univerce so expact some cameo and refences on both fics,
ST . CHRONICA'S ACADEMY
At St.Chronica's Academy it was a nice sunny day as all the students go about thier daily life, running track and field on the track,as some study in the libarary,as some walk to class with thier friends, whele in school Chairman's office, on the desk as somebody pics next a name plate that reads Pegasuas Kashiwazaki, reavaling a middel age man wearing a traditional kimonal with his hair tied in a ponytail, as he opens folder,
"Hmmmm, This aint good" says the Chairman,"you certainly have quite a recerd Mr.Daniel Mandel" he addersses an American 17 year old young man with black messed up hair and with goetie whos also giving him a cold stare,
"So what?" Dan answers him with attitude, as he reids him his recerd,
"Says here Mr,Mandel that you have couse allot of trouble back in America" the Charman reads,"For starters you got your P.E Teacher arrested" says the Charman,
"That guy was a pedophile, he slept with the whole charleading team, And he molested a couple of underage girls" Dan addersies the Chairman,
"Hmmm, Perhaps you did good on that" he aknowledges Dan, "But you blow up the chemistry lab in your old scholl cousing the chemistry teacher's skin to turn orange" says the Charman,
"The bitch desverd to have her skin turn orange" says Dan,
"You also put laxative on your Principal coffee" the Charman contunes raeding Dan's record
"That old fart was full of shit, He deserved to take a big shit all day" says Dan,
"Now lesten to me Mr,Mandale, You have couse alot of truble in your old school, Im not gona talorate in my school,im gona keep my eye on you"the Charman warns him, "Got it Mr,Mandale?" says the Charman with a sturn vioce,
"Yea, I got it" says Dan giveing the Charman a cold star,
"Good, now..." says the Charman untill he was interupted by the sound of a door being slammed,
as he notice Dan just left his office,
"that kid is going to be the end of me" sighs the Charman as he sips his tie, "AHHH! I had tomuch to drink last night" says the Charman as he pulls out a flask from his kimono and pours liqure to his tie, as he takes a sip,
meanwhile with Dan
"Stupid drunk principal" says Dan as he walks the hall, "and his breath reeks of liqure" dan continues, "Why the hell was i sent to this stupid Japanese Catholic school" asks Dan
FLASH BACK IN AMERICA
"Wow this is going to be great" said Chris to Elese who was sitting next to him holding his hand, as their are student setting decuration for big school event,
"Yea i just hope Dan doesn't react anything" said Elese,
as the princaple was about to make an important, he was suddenly intrupted by some music opening with the sound of glass chartering,
"INPUT GLASS SHATTERED BY DISTURBED"
CRASSSSSSSSH!
As a giant Motan Dew truck crashed through the gymnasum destroying the whole gymasum taking everything with it,
as the truck stop Dan hops out the driver sight, as the captain of the wrestling team charges him, Dan knocks him down with a clothline,
Dan climbed onto the top of the truck, all of a sudden the big five hundred pound linebacker charges him, as he tries to hit Dan with a clothline Dan dukes under his arm, as turns around Dan punces him with his right hand, as Dan gives four more punches to the face until finally, Dan kicks him in the balls and gave him a STONE COLD STUNER.
as the fivehundred pounder stagers he falls off the edge of the truck landing on the captian of wrestling team, as Dan held to front of the truck as he sprays Mountan Dew at the principle and the home coming king & queen, as Dan starts drinking MTN DEW out the holes,
"MY BEAUTIFUL DRESS! IS RUINED!" cries the homecoming queen, as her boyfriend whos the homecoming king/qurterback/captian of the footbal team stands in front of the track yelling at Dan,
"MANDLE! GET DOWN AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" the football captain demands,as Dan charges him he jump off the truck as Dan lands on him giving him a LU TAIZ PRESS as Dan starts punching him, Dan suddenly gets up and starts stompping a muddhole on him,
"HOW YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU SON OF BITCH!"yells waving his middle fingers around to the homecoming king left on lying on the stage Dan walks up too the mic,
"DAN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!" Dan yells to the mic, as he gets on top of the truck, and opens two MTN DEW and drinks them, as Dan trows a Mountan Dew bash,
"OH! Dan" says Chris as him and Elise face palm them selves,
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDLE!" screams the angry Principle,
"END MUSIC"
As Chris and Elise wait for Dan outside the Principle's office as the the Angry Principle voice can be hard, as Dan comes out of the Principle's office,
"What he say?" Chris asked Dan, as they walk alongside Elise,
"Thier sending me to Japan" Dan informed him,
"Well thats good," said Chris, "And isn't your cousin Eddy and his friends going to school in Japan?" Chris continues,
"Im not going to the same school as Eddy" Dan informed them "Im going to a Catholic school called St,Chtonica Academy" Dan informed them
"Ok what the name of Eddy's school again?" Chris asks,
"Fumizuki Academy" Elise informed Chris,
END OF FLASHBACK
"Hmmmm, Maybe i'll give Eddy a visit, I wonder how him, Ed and Double D are doing" says Dan, as all of sudden Dan slips on the wet floor,
As Dan lies face down on the floor, somebody walks on him, Dan looks up to see who walk on all over him, he sees a girl with long black hair looking dowen giving Dan a cold steir with her purpel eyes,
"Watch were your going idiot" says the girl as shes flips her back with her hand, she walks away, as Dan looks at her granding his teeth giving and growling
"isn't that Yozora Mikazuki?" says a randam student,
"yeah,isn't she in a club with Sena Kashiwazaki and that thug Kodaka Hasegawa?" says anther randam student,
LATER THAT AFTER NOON
"HAHAHA! That girl won't know what hit her" says Dan, as he walks away from a vending machine he just sabotaged, as he sits on bench waiting for Yozora too fall for his trap, All sudden Dan notices Yozora drinking a bottle of orange juice walking towards him,Dan looks stun,
"Hey, The vending machine isn't working" says Yozora, as she flips her hair back with her, then sips her juice,
"HUH!" says Dan as he runs towards the vending machine, he punches the button all of a sudden,
CRASH!
A pale of baries Dan,
"Opps, it Looks like it works after all" says Yozora as she smerks, as she walks away,as Dan emerges from the paile of can, growling and shaking in anger,
"YOZORAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dan Yells as he looks up to the sky,
as big leters show up,saying
Dan VS.
as more big letters come in saying
YOZORA
tittle says
DAN VS. YOZORA
so there you have it the first chapter of Dan Vs. Yozora
hope you enjoyed my love letter too Stone Cold Steve Austan and the Atttaude area hope you this first chapter/prologue also
make sure to read Baka & Ed, Edd n Eddy,
well true Believers see you soon.
