Ohmygod I can't believe I wrote this. You're not mentally prepared for this. I'm not even prepared for it.

Well...Enjoy!

Danny's acting weird.

He and Ethan are sitting in Danny's room, with Danny at his desk and Ethan sprawled out on the bed. They're having a normal conversation like any normal couple, except for the fact that Ethan's barely listening. Danny looks fine- but really, when does Danny not look good- but his arm is draped awkwardly across his stomach and Ethan thinks he smells pain.

"Ethan?"

No, it's too dull to be pain, so it's something else; discomfort maybe? And there's another strange smell on Danny too; no, not on him, in him. It's really faint, but from what Ethan can tell, it smells kind of bad.

Really bad.

"Hey babe, what did you eat today?"

The question startles Danny. "What?"

"What did you eat today?"

"Um, well I didn't have time for breakfast so I had a protein bar," he recalls, "and for lunch I had a bacon burger from Five Guys that Greenburg owed me. And I haven't had dinner yet. Why?"

Ethan stares at the wall for a moment. "Does your stomach hurt?"

Danny seems embarrassed to answer the question. "Yeah, but it's fine, just a little stomach ache."

Ethan stares at the wall again, pondering. Then his eyes light up. "Oh! You're constipated!"

Danny's face flushes a deep crimson. "What? No! I just, um, I mean I just have a stomach ache-"

"Have you gone today?"

"Ethan!"

"What? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Over 4 million Americans suffer from chronic constipation."

"Ohmygod you're worse than Lydia-"

"And plus, you've barely had any fiber today. I bet you've had a lot of water. That probably didn't help much, since you didn't have any fiber to absorb it into your Gastrointestinal System."

"Yeah, this is definitely worse than Lydia-"

"Have you tried anything to fix it?"

Danny's face flushes again, and then he sighs. "I tried drinking water and eating some vegetables but it's not working."

Ethan bites his lip before his eyes light up again. "Okay. Go make some coffee. By the time you're done drinking it I'll be back."

Danny stares as Ethan starts to get up. "I'm going to Kroger to get you some prune juice- What? It'll help!"

"Hey Danny!"

Danny looks up from his gym locker. "Hey Greenburg."

Greenburg has a smirk set on his face. "So, you know how my sister works at Kroger?"

"Yeah."

"Well, she said some guy was buying prune juice for his boyfriend and that he was wearing a Beacon Hills High letterman jacket." His grin widens. "She said the guy's name was Ethan."

Danny sighs.

Danny walks into the cafeteria the next day with a Wendy's bag in his hand.

Ethan walks up to him. "Babe," he whispers, "fast food is so not good for-"

"It's not mine."

As they walk over to their table, Danny hands Greenburg the food.

Scott raises his brow as he sits across from them.

"Don't ask."

This is what happens when I see a laxative commercial xD

And sorry for not updating my other stories, I've been busy with volleyball. I'll probably update tonight or tomorrow.

As always, this was un-beta'd, and reviews are cherished(:

P.S- I'm kind of worried I put the wrong rating. If I did, please tell me and I'll change it!