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Jugo sighed as he heard the constant rambling of Suigetsu and Karin arguing over something idiotic. Again. He looked ouside and saw that nighttime had already arrived and still won't they stop. He was already getting irritated but he promised himself that he would try to control himself so he started counting the stars outside in the night sky. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nin. Ten. Twelve. Wait. He forgot to count eleven. Eleven. He flinched because Karin just insulted Suigetsu calling him a moron and what not. But she couldn't keep her voice down. No. She had to yell. Karin will be Karin. Back to counting the stars. Thirteen. Jugo kept couting starts after two hours. He glanced at the clock and it read 9:37 p.m. He was on star number One-Thousand Five Hundred Seventy Two. He could still hear the argument so his plan had no luck at all but he kept on counting anyways. Karin screamed in frustration all the while Suigetsu was there grinning like an idiot and then Jugo realized he lost count of the so many stars he spent 2 hours counting. He silently growled wanting to rip both their heads out right about now.
"I want you to answer one more question before I beat you up into a pulp. Got it?" Karin asked obviously irritated. Her eyes were closed tight and her arms were curled up into fists and shaking, anytime ready to give Suigetsu a good punch.
Suigetsu nodded quickly with his idiotic grin still. It was obvious he was enjoying himself.
Karen growled before shooting her question. "What's blue and red all over it?" she asked the same irritation still there but it had leveled down. A bit.
"Uh… you and me during kinky sex?" He replied while his grin widened a lot showing his shark-like teeth. But that could have been a possible answer. Karin was referring to Suigetsu in a bloody mess, but his skin is blue and since her hair was red, it made some kind of twisted sense.
Karin's face went completely red 2 seconds after hearing that. Jugo couldn't tell if she was embarrassed, blushing because she could have liked Suigetsu or was she was fuming with anger.
Jugo figured now would be the time to actually leave. He took steps out the door quietly making sure Karin didn't notice him. If she did, she would drown him in her poor petty problems. He quietly silently turned the knob of the door, opened it and quickly left. Even though he wasn't completely interested, he pressed his ear to the door to eavesdrop in whatever they were saying. His face paled into a ghostly white as he heard groaning and moaning from the other room.
"Ow, damn girl. That was hard!"
"Stay still! Argh!"
He heard more crashing, moaning, groaning and thuds coming from the other room. Slowly, Jugo lifted his emotionally and mentally scared pale face from the door and looked for a comfortable furniture to sat upon before his poor little heart gave out. Well that's what he gets for eavesdropping.
Too bad he wasn't about to find any kind of furniture since he was outside in the woods. And what he didn't know was that Karin was beating Suigetsu into a bloody pulp. Poor Jugo. In the end of this story, we found out he is a closet pervert.
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Hope you liked it. It suddenly just popped in my head and I just had to write it. xD. Please review!!!! Also I forgot to at the end of Chapter 3 of Beautiful Misery as a note that if anyone would like to give me any ideas for the next chapter, then feel free to do seeing as it would help a lot. I'm kinda in writer's block. ^_^" If you want to give me a suggestion just send me a pm or review the story Beautiful Misery.
