A/N: This is a repost of a oneshot I posted in randomness a couple months ago. Deleting Randomness and I'm just posting the story's seperatley


"Kyouya" she said breathlessly in between kisses as he trailed down her neck, pinning her to the wall, as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "Haruhi" he said as the doors flew wide open and there stood the remaining host club members along with their female customers all in complete shock with their mouths hanging open and their eyes bulging out.

Seeing as they were caught mid-act, they gently pushed away from one another and were about to speak up when all of a sudden,

"INCEST!! INCEST!! Mother's corrupting my precious daughter! Incest!" screamed Tamaki as he started running around the third music room flailing his arms wildly.

"Tamaki…" "Tono" started Kyouya and the twins trying to get the blonde to calm down.

"Kya!! It's Yaoi/BL!!" screamed the host club's customers as all of the host club members stood there shocked into silence after hearing those horrifying words.

"Oh no" said Kaoru

"Ho Ho Ho" said Renge as she popped into the third music room from below. "A secret love between the shadow king and the commoner. They fell in love but have to keep it a secret because he's a commoner and the other is the son of a wealthy man. They're afraid of what his parent's will say and being shunned by society, yet they can't stay away from each other." She said as she started narrating with a microphone in hand as the remaining customers started crying and whispered cries of good luck and support to Haruhi and Kyouya.

The remaining host club members looked on at the horrifying sight … the dreaded yaoi fan girl.