3 am. Sasuke is drinking at the bar.
Hey bartender! What does it take to get a god damn refill around here?
Calm down, it's on it way.
DON'T tell me to calm d-
Somebody enters the bar.
Hey, Sasuke!
WHAT!?... Oh, sorry Lee...
What are you doing here, at this time?
Sakura...She stood me up...
Oh... I thought that sh-
And for Naruto! Can you believe it?
Awkward amount of silence.
WHERE IS MY FUCKING DRINK!?
The bartender gives Sasuke another drink. Sasuke downs it.
Sasuke, do you party?
...What?
Do you get high?
Sasuke and Lee are in the alley-way behind the bar.
Wow Lee! This stuff is great. What's it called?
...Weed.
Anyways, I've got to go, thanks for the...um...
The weed.
Yeah, the...yeah
Sasuke starts walking away.
If you want anymore, you know who to call.
Yeah okay, thanks!
The next day Lee and Guy-Sensei are walking around the village. Guy-Sensei spots two gay men.
Those faggots are repulsive. Don't you think?
They are just being themselves.
Guy-Sensei looks at Lee very disgustingly.
Pardon me for speaking so bluntly, Sensei. Those faggots make me want to puke.
...Yeah...Me too Lee.
Guy-Sensei and Lee stop at a place to eat.
What do you want, Lee?
Um... I'll have... Soup.
Two soups please.
The waitress brings the soups.
Will there be anything else sir?
No. We're fine. Thanks.
Okay, enjoy.
The waitress walks away.
God damn-it Lee, I hate how these restaurants try to squeeze every penny out of you.
Beep. Beep. Lee looks at his phone.
Uh, I have to go, Sasuke forgot his headband at my place and he needs it.
What about your soup!?
Lee is already gone. Guy-Sensei decides to follow Lee.
Guy-Sensei followed Lee all the way to Sasuke's house. He watches Lee and Sasuke through the window.
Hi Lee.
Hey Sasuke, so how much do you want?
Umm, I don't know. How much is an ounce?
This stuff right here is $300.
Is that the stuff we smoked yesterday?
No. This is the stuff that we smoked yesterday, it's $2000.
Wow.
It's the best stuff you could ever get.
Okay, I guess I'll take it then.
Here you go. Do you want me to roll it for you?
Yeah sure, I have no clue how to.
Sasuke sits back and relaxes on the couch while Lee bends down and starts rolling the weed on the couch. From Guy-Sensei's view from the window, this looks very homosexual.
Here you go.
Thanks for rolling it Lee.
No problem. See you later Sasuke.
Lee leaves. Guy-Sensei is waiting for Lee outside.
Lee, where did you get that money?
Umm-
I saw you with him!
You were watching me?
What did he make you do!?
Oh, you think? Me and him? Hahah-
Don't you laugh at me boy! I will not have my best student be a cock-sucker!
Guy-Sensei hits Lee across the face. Followed by silence.
Your right. I suck cock for money. And for $2000? I'm that good. -
Don't you go their boy!
You should see me fuck. I'm the best ass in three villages.
Get OUT of here. Get out now. I never want to see you again.
Your a very sad old man, Guy-Sensei.
Guy-Sensei falls to the floor in tears. Shortly after he gets up and walks into Sasuke's house.
Hey Guy-Sensei, Lee just left if you were looking for him.
Guy-Sensei walks up to Sasuke.
Woah, your shaking like crazy Guy-Sensei, is there something wrong?
Guy-Sensei kisses Sasuke. Sasuke pushes him back.
I think you got the wrong idea.
Guy-Sensei turns around and walks away. A few moments later a kunai comes crashing through Sasuke's window and impales Sasuke in the head.
Sasuke died instantly.
As for Guy-Sensei, he was never seen again.
