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Chapter 1: My Humps

Naruto: HA HA yep this story is all about me! Me! Me! Me! Not that girl stealing sasuke show-off guy that everybody "loves" so much. Damn him

Sasuke: jumping into the scene out of apparently nowhere Naruto you moron! How can u say that this story is all about you?

Naruto: because the title is my name in big letters! So ha! Now u have to respect me and not treat me like a rotten little kid! You have to respect me now! RESPECT ME!

Sasuke: No

Naruto: ….y not?

Sauske: because you are still just a little brat

Sakura: listening to ipod

sasuke: Sakura, you do agree that naruto Is just a brat right?

Sakura: listening to ipod still

Sasuke: Sakura!

Naruto: ...

Sasuke: ...

Sakura: ♪♫ My humps, my humps♫♪

Naruto: WTF!

Sasuke: thinks: damn she's hot...

Sakura: ♪♫ my humps my hu…takes headphones off what?

Sasuke: faints

Naruto: ……?

Kakashi: oooh! I love that song! ♪♫ my humps my humps!♫♪

Naruto&sakura: GGGAAAHH! faints

Kakashi: What?

Find out what may happen next in the epic story of THE HUMPS!

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