'Very soon, he'll never know what hit him,' I thought as I finished setting my trap for Toga Taisho, my boss. Right now I am in his office on the top floor of one of five fifty story office buildings and Taisho will be coming back in about half an hour. All I can do is wish him luck with my little 'present'.

30 minutes later

"Anastasia, get your ass in here now." Well here goes.

"What is it Mr Taisho." I say as innocently as I can.

"What is it!? What is it!? Look at me! Look at my office! What did you do!?" He yelled. Half the building must be wondering what's happening this time.

"Me? Mr Taisho I don't know what you're talking about." again as innocently as I could.

"Alright, alright you win. Just no more pranks please?" He asked calming down.

"Cross my heart and hope to die, though don't you think it's my best work yet?" I say giving my cheesiest smile

"Yes, yes covering my office walls in death metal posters as well as the usual kitten posters, and colouring my hair pink, not to mention my desk is hanging from the ceiling— dear god Anya how long have you been planning this?" He asks exasperated.

"A little while." I say thinking about how long I had been planning.

"Why am I not surprised you don't give an actual amount of time? Doesn't matter I have another reason for calling you here. You are being moved to another part of the company." He says, and in my opinion he said it way too comfortably.

"Why and which part?" I say god he's acting suspiciously.

"Why? Cause they need someone to fill in while they look for someone new, and to which part, I.T." he said.

"Oh well that's— a wait a minute! I.T!? As in the department your sons leading in! As in Sesshomaru, the ice prince, or rather ice prick, are you crazy? There is absolutely no humour down there! I'll be dead within the first five minutes" I shouted at him.

"Firstly, there's no need to call him such rude names, and second I'm hoping this help dial down your prankster nature, fox." He says

"I refuse to work with a fox father." We both hear the voice from the door.

"Oh great, its ice prick. Please Taisho, you old freakin' dog, just kill me."

"Now Anya, there's no need to be so dramatic. From today till I say so you will be Sesshomaru's secretary."

"Uhhhhgggg!" I groan banging my head on the desk.

"Father I refuse" Ice prick states.