A day in the life of a muggle

By Maddy

Where the hell am I?

"Hermione, get up."

Who is Hermione?

"Hermione get up."

Oh well I'll get up now that I'm awake.  I sat up and someone with long brown hair was staring at me.  Who is she?

"Finally."

Why on earth is she calling me Hermione.  The only person that I know of with that name is in Harry Potter and that isn't real.  There's only one way to test it.

"Lavender?"

"Wake up Hermione, it's me Parvati."

I, am at Hogwarts, but, that's a make believe book, or is it.  If I'm Hermione, that means I have to be really clever, I'm not going to make it through the day.  But I'm still in my summer holidays at home.

"What's today's date?"

"It's Saturday 2nd September."

That's good it's a Saturday.  Wait a second, if I'm in Hermione, then where is Hermione?  Oh no she must be in my body.  Which means she's a muggle and she'll have to cope with Matthew and Max.  I better get out of bed, and tell some one.

"What time is it?"

"Seven in the morning."

"Why on earth have you woken me up at seven A.M?"

"I thought that maybe, you could help me with my home work."

"Absolutely not."

I don't let people copy my work in my normal school, so I'm not going to do it here.

"You won't even help me?"

"Help means copy."

Even if I tried to help her she'd get it all wrong.  I'll go down to the common room; I'm not staying here. 

This room is a lot bigger then I thought it was.

 "Oh no, I'm defiantly at Hogwarts, this is not good."

"What d'you mean 'Oh no, I'm defiantly at Hogwarts, this is not good.'"

It's Harry.  "What year are we in?"

"Sixth.  Are you O.K?"

"Yeah I'm just tired."

"Hi Harry, hi Hermione."

There's Ron.  He's walking straight up to me.  He's kissing me.  I've got to push him off.  There is no way I'm kissing him.

"What may I ask are you doing?"

"What?  We've been going out for just under a year and I give you a good morning kiss every time I see you."

"What ever."

"Don't what ever me."

"Ron shut up, I don't think Hermione is feeling to good."

I can see them.  They just talk about me while I'm right in front of them.

"Hermione."

"Don't Hermione me."

"What?  You just said Hermeone"

"What?"

"You just said, Her me o ne."

"As I said she isn't feeling well."

A/n Maddy is jumping for joy she's finally worked out how to upload onto ff.n using html Yay