The Elders
Issue 6-Duckyduckyduckduck!

Duckman took them back to his house and they met the family. Ajax, Charles & Mombo, and Beverly were excited to meet the aged fighters. Bernice was in Washington working as a congresswoman. A pungent smell filled the room. "Jesus!" shouted Roshi. "Dod, what's that smell?" asked Ajax. "That's just Grandmama." Karin looked disgusted. "Why doesn't she excuse herself?" Beverly spoke up. "She's been in a coma for a long time." King Kai put on a gas mask. "Must be because of the damn smell." He said. In the middle of all this, there was Yin, who was stuck in the doorway. He changed to a chimpanzee and walked in. The family dog clenched his teeth on the ape's leg. "AAAHHHHHH!" Yin flew through the roof. Then the dog saw Karin and charged at him. "Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!" His scolding was not heard and the struggle began. Beverly put her hands over her beak in shock. "SOMEBODY GET A LITTER BOX!" she cried. Everyone was silent. "Uh, why don't we all go get some ice cream." Said Duckman.

A sickly looking bald man in a black cloak walked down the alleyway. He went in the back entrance of a building and climbed up the stairs. The man went into Duckman and Cornfed's office. Fluffy and Uranus were cleaning up after Cornfed left. Fluffy saw the man. "Breaking and entering is wrong!" he said. The man touched the annoying bears and Fluffy and Uranus were duplicated. But these new ones were black and red and deeply evil. "Dispose of them, Tuffy and Mars." Said the man. The evil bears threw Fluffy and Uranus into a wood chipper. They three laughed evilly. "Come, my children, we must find Duckman and those three bumbling fools who defeated Ominous and Yang." Mars was the last to leave and turned off the lights.

The whole family and the old ones stared at the TV. They were watching reruns of 'All In The Family'. It was a marathon in memory of Carroll O'Grady. "This is too damn wholesome." Complained Duckman. Ajax had the remote and changed it to 'The Simpsons'. There was a knock on the door. "I'll get it Dod." Said Ajax. He opened the door and in walked Cornfed, soaked from the rain. "Duckman, there is a disturbance in the force. Someone other than you beat up Fluffy and Uranus and made evil clones of them." Duckman was pissed. "This is an outrage!" He drank a whole six- pack of beer. "Hey, you old guys wanna go to a strip club with me?" Roshi went wild. "DO WE!" Karin rolled his eyes. "This is going to turn out bad." They all loaded into the car and drove off. "Duckman, shouldn't we find the bad guys?" Duckman drove faster. "Gotta get a sensory overload of pleasure first." Unfortunately, police were raiding the place. So Duckman sped way away. "Let's go to the bondage club!" A raid there as well. "DAMNIT! Why now!? Let's go see some unlicensed boxing." Another raid. "TO THE SPA!" It was closed. Duckman ran up to the door. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" he yelled. Cornfed stood by him. "Something is very wrong here. I think we should leave now." Duckman looked at him. "Screw that! I'm going in there." He opened the door and saw yetis and panda bears with women in the tubs. "It's because of them buying this place. It's a private party all the time now, Duckman." Duckman went in there. "I'll get to the bottom of this, Corny." He closed the door. A few seconds later, Duckman was thrown out, bruised and battered. Yin stepped out of the car. "It's what's left of Yang's forces in there!" He opened the door, but then no one was in there. Only a cloaked man and two evil looking teddy bears were in there. "It was just an illusion we made. We caused all those places to be raided so you idiots would come here." King Kai approached him. "What do you want, punk!" "Revenge for what your friend did to my master, Yang." Replied the man. The bears jumped on their master's shoulders. "And King Chicken hired him to kill Duckman." The cloaked man stepped forth. "Killing Duckman is quite the waste of time. Instead, I will kill you Yin. For personal reasons." Yin turned back into a gorilla. "I remember you, Chang. You betrayed me when Yang took over and now I can finally take you down!" Duckman ran back to the car. "Uh, Corny, Now is the time where we drive really fast back to my place!" Cornfed got in the passenger sit and Duckman hit the accelerator and drove back to his house. "They're getting away, Tuffy!" the latter nodded. "Let's get em!" They flew off in pursuit of the private detectives. Chang punched Yin through the chest. "YOU BASTARD!" said Roshi as he charged at the enemy. Chang kneed him in the stomach. "Isn't it time to play bingo at the retirement home?" he wittily remarked. Yin stood up, completely healed. "He's right. This is our fight. You guys should get out of here! Go to Duckman's house. Stop those bears." King Kai picked up Roshi and Karin and flew over there. "Now that there are no more interruptions, let's get started." Yin began to power up his attack.

Duckman and Cornfed ran into the house and locked the door. Beverly looked worried. "What's wrong, Duckman?" Duckman sweated nervously. "The, uh, Paparazzi, yeah." Cornfed came up to her. "Actually, the evil twins of Fluffy and Uranus have followed us home." The whole family gasped in horror. Suddenly, there was a big crash outside.

The three old warriors crashed on top of the car, on top of Tuffy and Mars. "That was easy." Commented Karin. Then, Mars lifted them up and threw them to the ground. The evil animals walked up the porch. Before they could make it, Fluffy and Uranus blocked their way. "You two have been doing very bad things and that isn't nice." The evil alter-egos beat up their twins. "Ouch! Violence isn't the answer." "Aw, shut up, you pansies!" shouted Mars. The turtle hermit shot a kamehameha in the stuffed animals' direction. There was a huge explosion and the stuffing flew all over. "Good going, turtle man!" congratulated King Kai. "Ya wiped em all out!" said Karin. Roshi sat down. "I was trying to only kill the good ones."

Yin threw his spear at Chang. He ducked and it went through a porta-potty. Someone was in it. "Hey! That scared the shit outta me! Thanks, man!" There was an uncomfortable silence between the fighters. "Uh, why don't we end this?" said Chang. Yin teleported behind Chang and kicked him in the back. Chang went flying and landed in a dumpster. Yin smirked. "Revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it?" The warrior gorilla retrieved the spear and super-charged it then chucked it at the dumpster, making it explode. He held his nose. "Smells a lot worse now. Whew!" he heard police sirens and vanished. Yin was unaware that a shadowy figure had watched the whole battle with interest.

Later, at Duckman's house, everyone, including the old ones and Yin, ate a late dinner. "This was a crazy night. Sorry to get you guys involved." Said King Kai, with a mouth full. "Oh, you don't need to apologize." Replied Beverly. The fighters had finished eating. Karin and Roshi belched loudly, making the house tremble. Yin stood up. "We'd love to stay," he said, "but we really need to get going." The family just kept eating. They made their leave and stepped out the door. A white limousine pulled up. The driver rolled down the window. "Good evening to you, master." Yin was surprised. "Jarvis! You found us!" he exclaimed. They stepped in and shut the doors. Roshi looked puzzled. "Uh, how are we gonna get back to the island. "Easy." Replied Jarvis. He pushed a button on the dashboard and the car lifted off the ground and flew on its course to the island. Karin was amazed. "How do you get all this technology?" Yin smiled. "Reed Richards." He said. "Who's that?" asked the cat man. Yin gave him a funny look. "You guys don't get out much, do you?"

NEXT: King Kai is reunited with Bubbles and Gregory and gets a new house.

NOTE:I used to be DiabloLOCO but do to getting a new ISP, I have had to change my pen name.