? POV

"Add this, and this. And soon she will be mine," I chuckled as I added the finishing touches to my potion. I crept into everyone's room in that wretched guild and gave them the potion except for her. I smiled when she will be mine and what our 33, 333 babies will look like and what their names will be.

Lucy's POV

I sighed as I got out of bed this morning. Surprisingly Nastu and Happy wasn't sleeping next too me. Oh well. I got out of bed and went into the bathroom to get ready. I'll have breakfast at the guild. I happily walked to the guild but first summoning Plue to keep me company.

"Pun Punnn~," Plue said(?).

"You're so cute Plue," I smiled.

Time Skip To The Guild


"HEY MINNA!" I happily shouted to the guild.

"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH LEVY READ!" Gajeel shouted.

"YEAH SHUT UP I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!" Levy shouted. I was surprised. Levy never acted like that. She was my best friend.

That was... Really rude. I shrugged it off and went to the bar to get a strawberry milkshake and maybe some eggs on toast.

"Hey Mira, can i have a strawberry milkshake and some eggs on toast please," I asked.

"Ugh, so impolite and why are you so descriptive and precise," Mira scowled. I frowned as she walked away to serve someone else. W-what? Why is everyone i meet so meet so mean to me. Nastu happily skipped up to me with Lissana, Erza, Gray and the Exceeds.

"HEY LUCY GUESS WHAT!" Nastu yelled at me happily.

"Uh yes," I smiled.

"We're kicking you out of our team for being weak. We're going to replace you with Lissana because she's stronger, prettier and smarter then you," Nastu said and punched me with his fire fist. I flew back and hit the wall. I felt around my belt for my keys.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"KEY'S AREN'T MANLY," Elfman shouted. Hee was holding my keys! Loke appeared.

"Give that back!" he shouted. I tried to stand up. Loke ran to Elfman.

Elfman turned both of his arms into beasts arms and looked as if he was going to snap my key.

"N-no don't," I shouted.

"Then be nice," she smirked.

"I'M NOT GOING TO LET BEAT MY MASTER!" Loke shouted and tried to snatch my keys. He went past him like a ghost.

"W-what?" I murmured. In Elfman's 2 hands was Loke's keys. Broken...

"You're so weak," Nastu scowled.

"N-no I'm not. I defeated Angel and Sherry all by myself," I defended. Everyone laughed.

"AHA PT AS IF! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S YOUR SPIRITS! All you do is hide behind your spirits whilst they do everything," Gray laughed. He shot a lance at me. I tried to doge it but it struck me in the arm.

"AHHHHH!"

"You're so useless," Erza scowled and slashed a cut on my stomach. I gasped. Wendy healed me. I sighed at the relief.

"Tch Wendy why did you heal her?" Mira scowled.

"So we can beat her up again," Wendy said. A look of guilt flickered across her face.

"Now my turn YOU SLUT," she shouted and used her roar.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled. This continued. I was beaten and healed and beaten all over again until they threw me into the forest. Even Master joined in on the beating.

Kim's POV

I walked along the forest until I heard a thump. I ran up a tree and hid. What was that? I crept along the branches and saw a blonde haired girl. She had hella big boobs. She was all beaten up and bloody. I used my magic to transport her to the Hideout. She needed help and fast. But she looked so familiar...


"I-is she going to be ok?" I asked. I was a short girl with long dark green hair and pretty topaz eyes. I was wearing bandages around my chest and a green short skirt. Around it was a long black hood that went to my feet. I really don't like clothes. Too restrictive. But Jenny didn't like the idea of me wandering around naked. It was unsanitary, weird and them thorns will murder me. I had black cat ears coming out of my head and a cat tail because of my magic. I had nature neko magic which lets me control nature and have alot of connections with cats, I act like a cat, i look like a cat and I even can speak and turn into a cat!

"She's waking up, she looks familiar doesn't she," Jenny remarked. She was tall and had silvery hair and pink eyes. She had Sky Neko magic. So she controls air and can heal. Just like Wendy... One of our favourite characters from our favourite anime show from our real world. You see, we were transported from Earth to another dimension with magic! Pretty cool. We don't remember much about our life on Earth. Just that we watch allot of films called anime and food knowledge.

We were in our 'hide out'. I used my magic to form a hidden humongous tree house near a huge hidden waterfall. The water was hidden by huge trees and it was heated like a hot spring. We were in the 'infirmary' for injured animals. It consists of cupboards(nests for woodpeckers had left) and 2 beds (moss on jutting out tree trunks). It had an open wall where we can jump in and out. Mostly out for me because I have a tendency to jump off high things.

The blonde groaned.

"She's waking up!" Jenny grinned.

"W-where am I?" the blonde groaned. She was covered in bandages that were soiling already. She had a pretty deep cut in her stomach and various cuts and burns. She had a cross over her right hand which was scarring. Once I saw her chocolate brown eyes I gasped. I immediately dragged Jenny into the 'living room' which was really a HUGE balcony with a thick leaf roof and a railing made of dried thick vines. The floor was flat branches with a heather carpet.

"She's,"

"Actually,"

"Lucy,"

"Heartfilla," we both said. We looked at each other.

"That means we're on Earthland," Jenny realised.

Lucy's POV

I woke up in a tree house. The interior was quite nice and there was a huge open space which acted a bit like a window that you can escape easily. The view was a huge forest with a waterfall that had crystal clear water. This place is so comfy and natural. But...

"W-where am I?" I groaned. I saw two girls but I couldn't she their features very well because once they saw me they ran away through a vine covered 'door.'

Another rejection. I curled up and cried. I didn't even have Plue to comfort me.