A/N: I didn't do the entire song, but listen to the song and how Flo Rida sings it, and you'll see how funny this is. Look up the real lyrics, too. I don't own Beyond Birthday, nor do I own In The Ayer by Flo Rida. Enjoy this fic, please! My first parody, so be nice.

No hot jam, this is my jam,

it keeps me partying till the A.M,

No one understands,

Make me throw the jam in the ayer, ay ayer, ayer, ay ayer.

Hey, this is the jam,

You don't understand,

So I'm'a make you understand,

What's pumping in my C.D player, player,

we'll party all night like yayer, yayer,

Don't shoot me, got my hands in the ayer, ayer,

Make me take da jam over dayer,

Then I go, here I go, here is my song,

Da jam bring it back strawberries now.

I get payed for them bills on phones,

the jam spilled in the early mornin',

I need that jam when I dont' wanna get drunk,

even when my chevy pull up on them dubs,

Give me that blueberry jam like a drug,

That jam is so good I think I'm in love,

No hot jam,

celebrate till the A.M,

I love it so much it's got me sayin',

no hot jam,

this is the jam,

keeps me partyin' till the A.M,

No one understands,

make me throw the jam in the ayer, ay ayer, ayer, ay ayer.

A/N: That's where I'll stop it. I may post the rest of it some time when I feel humorous enough. Be nice, please. Review! It isn't that hard. You know...