From the Villain network and the Union of Overlords: A disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Despite the close kinship I share with Aku, Samurai Jack is not a creation of mine. Both the network and union are.
From the Union of Overlords: An Ad
Not murder but aided suicide.
Not theft but displaced repossession.
Not stalking but imperative surveillance
Not rape but mistaken permitted copulation
Not assault but general explicit overfriendliness.
That is why I'm your lawyer.
Call Aku for all those irritable little problems.
Before there was Law, there was Aku.
