AN: Okay so now you've taken a chance on actually opening something with a title like this, promise me you'll stick with it.

A sloppy, cheesy, luvvy-duvvy , humorous fluff fic. Call it an early valentine if you will...


OF JACKIE AND DAISIES


"Hey Samby-pamby."

"Hey Jackie-wackie"

Sloppy smootch.

"I missed you so much!"

"I know, I can't believe you went to the kitchen without me! Did you bring me anything nice?"

"Of course I did my Sugar-Sam-fairy...Taa-daaa!"

"Awwwww Jackk-ieeee, a daisy, my favourite and look I got you one too!"

Jack dropped down onto the sofa and pulled Sam onto his knee holding her ridiculously tight.

"I can't believe you got me a daisy as well and it's pink and everything. Normally I don't like pink but because it's from you..."

Another extremely loud and sloppy kiss.

"And you know what else Sammy, now that we've got two I can do this. She loves me..."

Sam giggled excitedly and clapped her hands. "Yay!"

"She love me no-ot."

"Awww."

"She loves me, she loves me not."

He sighed.

"Oh, oh keep going!"

"She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she..."

He had got to the last one.

"Loves me NOT! Sa-am!"

He pouted like a small boy.

"Oh Jackie don't cry! It's alright you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because the first one was just a practice."

"Hey you're right...so that means..."

"She loves you, and she weally, weally does!"

They rubbed noses.

"I weally, weally wuv you too."

"Okay that is IT!"

Daniel jumped to his feet.

"Are you two going to be like this for the rest of the night?"

Jack looked at him. "The rest of the night? How about for the rest of our lives!"

"For all eternity."

They snuggled close.

"Well I can't take it any more. Teal'c are you coming?"

The jaffa rose slowly and picked up his jacket. "Indeed."

They headed for the door and Jack spoke up. "But Daniel this is your apartment?"

"I don't care, I'm takin' your truck and stayin' at your place, come on Teal'c."

The door closed.

"Oh thank god, I thought they'd never leave!"

"I know Sam, it's like nearly one am! But that'll teach him not to host a team night on Valentine's day!"

She slipped off his knee and sighed.

"So what do we do now?"

Jack shrugged. "Raid Danny's cookie jar then get down to business in the guest room?"

"Ooh! I like that plan! Oh and Jack if you ever call me Sugar-Sam-fairy again I'll kick your ass!"

"You know Sam I've never been so glad to hear you say that in my life."

He leaned over and gave her a proper, normal, grown-up kiss.


AN: Tee hee poor Danny, always the butt of the joke ;)