Well, hello there. It seems that you are beginning to read my new KND story. Lemme just ask this, however. DO I LOOK LIKE MR. WARBURTON? No, I don't, and I am not. Read along, little ones!
Dear Diary,
Last night, we had to stop everything and call a big meeting. Everyone gathered at my house, seeing how we always went there when we had to meet... and because it's in the center of our neighborhood. We had to realize something. We had to realize the next day was Numbah 5's decommissioning. We got so sad. We talked all night about everyone's secrets. Seeing how Numbah 4 was after, we decided to tell everyone everything. Nothing was going to stop us. None of us were going to the TND; none of us are amazing operatives. Well, not since Nigel left for the GKND. We stared by going youngest to oldest. I hated it.
"Fine, youngest to oldest means I'm first. I have a picture of Wally under my pillow. And the fact I can't sleep without it scares me." I started to tear up.
"I tried to one night and *sniff* a-and that night I had insomnia. Happy?" I then started to sob. I felt a hug from behind me.
"Goodness, Kooks, you don't have to be upset about that. Crud, stop crying. Please, I might start to also!" I felt hot tears beginning to soak my trademark green sweater. It only made me cry more.
"B-but Wally… It isn't right! You're still going out with Katie!"
"I broke up with her last week, Kooks." He hugged me tighter.
"I thought you really liked her! All of us did!"
"Umm, Numbah 5 really likes this moment, but we kinda don't have much more time. At the exact time you turn 13, you gotta be on Moon Base to blow out the candles. And that's in a couple of hours. Hurry up so Hoagie here can go!" Numbah 5 exclaimed.
"Fine. I have one last thing to say. I love you Wally, and in a couple of weeks, you won't remember it. And it breaks, no; it crushes my heart to know it." Fresh tears began to escape my eyes. The hug just got even tighter than it was before. Then I turned into his shirt and cried until I thought I had no more tears. Then, he titled my head up so I could look him in the eyes.
"Kooks. Kuki I-Have-No-Clue-What-Your-Middle-Name-Is Sanban, I love you too. And no matter what, I want to remember this moment forever. Someone, take a picture on my Polaroid camera. I need it to be printed. But when I kiss her, I need someone to take a picture." He took out his camera, and threw it over to Numbah 2, who was never usually so quiet.
"Alright, go." Numbah 2 said, and Numbah 4 kissed me. It was a sweet sensation. He tasted like the pizza he ate just hours before, and minty toothpaste. He pulled back before I could even respond. Ooh, how I wish I could feel it again!
The picture came out to be perfect. We signed it in Sharpie at the bottom, with the date, our names, and "KND (and Kuki and Wally) 4EVA!" We made a copy of it, and now it's in here forever.
Next, Numbah 2 began to talk while I was sitting and getting comfortable in Wally's lap. He really didn't have a lotto say. He only said that he was in love with Numbah 5, and… well, that is all he could say before Numbah 5 pounced on him and wouldn't let go. Once they finished their make-out session, Numbah 2 mentioned that he was on a diet and watches wrestling in his spare time on his iPod Touch.
Then Numbah 4 began.
Well, everyone knows the drill by now! GO REVIEW!
