Life's not bad…..
Sasuke looked up at the morning sun from his up stairs balcony, he knew now that killing his brother was not worth what he though they may act like hes welcomed back into the village he knows he can never return safely not even naruto can protect him from the cursed now he knows what his real mission is and its to kill all the anbu and make them suffer like he had to his whole life.
Suigetsu walked onto the balcony and sighed he knew sasuke was going to stare at the sun all day again.
Karin walked out onto the balcony also and slapped suigetsu for bothering sasuke-kun. "bitch why the f**k you slap me?" as sugeitsu yelled sasuke closed his eyes and out of nowhere a kunei appeared and sasuke flicked it at karins head killing her instantly!
"hey what the hell you kill her for are you crazy?i thought that was my job you jerk!"screamed suigetsu
"keep it up and ill kill you too!go get jugo were leaving"commanded sasuke.
"What is up with you lately sasuke your really acting like an ass-_-,I mean besides the fact you killing this cunt bitch I don't think Iv liked your attitude!"said sugeitsu.
"your pissing me off, tell jugo to bring the teleport kuneis were going to the leaf village!"ordered sasuke.
"okay gezz you f**ked up jerk I hope some bitch ass cunt bag dick slaps you some day-_-"wispered suigetsu.
Moments later jugo arrives on the balcony only to see sasuke peeing on karins motionless body.
"sweet its my turn to take a piss on the cuntbag I mean I always pissed in her when we f**ked but now its gonna be all over her body woot!"happily shouted sugeitsu.
Sasuke slowly burned karins body well sugeitsu cooked marshmellows over handed sasuke a teleport kunei.(lets you teleport anywhere in the world you have been or seen). Sasuke poured chackra into the kunei and it instantly sent them into a portal were they fell on there asses in a medow. Sasuke looked at the stump sitting in the middle of the meadow it was were he and naruto first bonded.
"why the f**k we in a gay park?"sugeitsiu asked.
Sasuke instantly knocked sugeitsu unconsience and jugo had to pull him off of sugeitsu.
"o my f**king goodness you f**king uchias are total d**ks you know that just because you gay ass so called number one clan the uchias were whiped out by an eleven year old doesn't give you the right to hit me whenever you feel like it you mother f**king dick wad!"screamed sugeitsu
Sasuke stared at sugietsu and wondered why keeps his lazy ass around then hremembered its because he cant take a whole village on his .sasuke instantly noticed the chackra's rise and so did jugo.
Anbu appeared out of nowhere!
"SASUKE UCHIA you will surrender and turn your self in as a class-s rouge ninja if you refuse we are forced to follow orders from the hokage to kill you!"
"Hmph"laughed sasuke he then unleashed a lighting vortex flying to the anbu and sucking him into the the lighting hole.
"jugo they know were here now the village will be on full alert in less then five minutes that means yoju need to complete your part of the mission"said sauke.
"okay sugeitsu come on we gotta go"ordered jugo.
Sugeitsu and jugo pulled out a teleportation kunie and teleported.
"Okay danzo here I come" said a determined sasuke"
