"Shit Gilbert! I'm in love with you and you just don't get it!"

If I could get a penny each time Gilbert made me cry so hard I'd be able to buy a new car complete with I-pod mixer and loud speakers inside.

Not that I would tell him that, that'd be ridiculous.

Or maybe I should?

If I did would he care? Would he actually NOTICE me this time?

Not that he doesn't notice me.

He does. Conditionally of course.

Conditional as in he would only see me existing if he were hungry and needed pancakes.

Nah. I doubt he would. He only sees nobody but himself.

He is Gilbert if ever I'm forgetting. In his world nobody is more superior to him.

What an ass.

What a jerk.

What a bastard.

But why do I love him so much?

Oh yeah, I remember now, he's charming, cute, and not to mention he's the only one who doesn't confuse me for Alfred.

But, what I love most about him is his flaw. His perfect, charming, selfishness.

Odd, I know but it is what I loved about him, and I doubt anyone who would be able to replace him won't be coming along anytime soon.

There he is again, running around giving Ludwig and Roderich a headache.

When will he ever learn that he is no more of a country and that he should retire before someone *Elizaveta* kicks him in the ass and make him withdraw for good.

But I am happy he's still around, that way I could see him.

Now that I think about it, does he see me too? Is he happy I exist?

Of course he is. What am I thinking?

I mean without me there would be no "pancake time".

That's all he wants from me anyway. Pancake.

Damn those things.

No. Scratch that.

Thanks to those things Gilbert actually knows my name.

BUMP

"Awww" "Ouch"

"What are you a walking hump? Can't you see this is a hallway what are you doing sitting in the middle of it?"

"Sorry Gilbert, I didn't mean for that to happen. Awww."

"Oh Mattie, yoh! Didn't know it was you. Here let the awesome me help"

"T-thank you"

"You seem to be in a deep thought today. What were you thinking about?"

"…"

"Matt, I'm talking to you"

"Huh? Oh… Ummm… nothing important"

"It doesn't seem like it. C'mon, tell me"

"Nothing, okay. Even if I told you, you wouldn't know how to react"

"Why don't you try me?"

"No thank you, Gilbert. Listen I have to go"

"Wait Matthew. Your pants seem to be in a knot today. What's wrong?"

"I told you. You don't have to know"

"Why won't you tell me?"

"Cause you wouldn't care"

"Why don't you at least try me?"

"I don't need to"

"It's because I'm an airhead right? Doesn't mean that I'm like this I'm automatically a horrible listener. You know you could always tell me"

"Never you mind Gilbert, now let go of my wrist, it's starting to hurt"

"Matt"

"no"

"Matt"

"no"

"MATT"

"Shit Gilbert! I'm in love with you and you just don't get it!"

"…"

"!!!"

"…"

"I… uhh… sorry… I didn't mean it like that… I-I mean… Not that I— umm… I… Oh the heck with this… fine I love you. There I said it happy?"

"Don't know."

"See. You don't know"

"How long"

"Very"

"…."

"…."

"If I could get you to hold on to this feeling for so long then I must be so awesome"

The smile on Gilbert's face dared to tell a tale of a man who has found his love in the arms of someone so unexpected. He loved Matthew. More than the world, mind you, and he was ever so happy that the boy shared the same feelings.


A/N: That is what I call nonsense crap. Review?