If you've read this before, and are wondering why the heck is this wandering in the iCarly Archive again? Well... here's news for ya... NOTHING'S NEW! Yup. I just updated my stories to get rid of some typos, and to change the author's note to bold and italic, so you won't get confused if those slanting words are still part of the story or not.

But if you've never read this before...well, don't press that 'Back' button yet without giving this baby a spankin review! Trust me...it's worth clicking it. I spent most of my time in the middle of the night writing this thing since good ideas suddenly show up at the wrong time. That's all. Thank you.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own iCarly, coz if I did, Jughead Jones from Archie would be Sam's best friend, since they're both sarcastic, lazy, hungry and awesome.


SAM

My heart skipped a beat.

As soon as my toe touched the lobby, I had that weird feeling that someone's staring at me. I was expecting that Lewbert was eyeing me again with his bloodshot eyes. But instead, I found myself looking back at a pair of hazelnut eyes.

I blinked. Probably a foot away from me was some neatly-combed hair kid carrying a laptop, standing there. Just standing there. And looking at me.

I was about to shove him off with the usual "Whacha looking at, moron?" until I observed him from head to toe.

Cute. Dressed like a nerd, though. But cute. I grabbed a handful of chips and stuffed them into my mouth. I tried to divert my attention by looking somewhere else. My eyes met Lewbert's.

Ugh. This guy.. he always makes me puke. Especially when I see his humongous wart. Please, not that wart. That thing looks like an ancient meatball glued to a face of an equally disgusting man.

"What?" the hostile doorman screamed, while rubbing his precious wart. "Staring at my wart, eh? Well you can't have it! I'll bite your hand off if you even dared!"

"Geez, Louise." I spat, walking away from him. "You can keep that hideous thing, coz I'm not coming near that –"

"Geeeeet ooooout! Out of my lobby!" Lewbert hollered, throwing pencils at me. I made a beeline for the door, before giving the guy I saw a while ago one last look. Too bad, that cute face wasn't facing my way anymore as he made his way upstairs to avoid Lewbert's flying pencils.

"I'm gonna get ya someday…" I thought blissfully, as I popped another potato chip into my mouth. I'm gonna get ya.

FREDDIE

That doorman was crazy. He definitely ruined my day. Look. I almost dropped the AV Club equipment I have in my backpack while I try to dodge Lewbert's pencils, which also scratched my laptop. Plus, he kinda ruined my view back there in the lobby.

I rubbed my neck as I try to remember that face. A strong scowl above those bright blue eyes. Greasy lips held her mouth shut as she munched those chips. Curly blond hair flowing down her face. I've never seen anything like her. It's was kinda embarrassing too, catching me looking at her for that long. Hope she didn't see me turn red back there. I swear, my cheeks were burning madly in the lobby.

I sighed as I caught the sight of 8-D. Oh chiz. What was I thinking? Suddenly going mad over some girl I just met in the lobby. If Carly knew about what happened back there, how would she know I'm worth being her boyfriend if I keep thinking about other girls.

"I like Carly… I like Carly…" I chanted to myself, with my eyes shut closed.

"I know that." A sweet voice said. I looked up and saw the girl I always liked, ever since I first laid my eyes on her. Oh man. I could feel my cheeks going red again.

"But it doesn't mean that you're gonna get whatcha want that easy!" Carly added, in a joking tone, puffing her cheeks.

"By the way, you seemed to be thinking hard when you came up here." Carly suddenly asked, which almost made me jump. Whoa. Was she psychic or something? I tried to avoid her gaze, but she continued, "I wonder what could be going inside that Benson brain of yours?"

"Aw. It's nothing." I said casually, while pinching my own arm, punishing myself as I am about to lie. "I was just thinking of blogging this moment of us together. Being approximately 6 centimeters closer than before."

"Six centimeters?" Carly raised one eyebrow and folder her arms. She looked serious but I know she's forcing not to laugh.

"Yup. Don't you see that numbers are essential in recording the progress in our relationship?"

"Relationship?"

"Carly, Carly. I know you rejectme and all today. But someday, I'm gonna get ya…"

My mind was starting to fly as I uttered these words, starting to think about the blonde girl again. I know Carly's everything to me, but hope she doesn't mind me seeing something that you don't see everyday…

WEW! Not yet done, obviously…XD sorry bout some Creddie parts. C'mon, it's before Sam and Freddie met each other.. he's still crazy bout her… not till he met Sam! More soon!