WHY JEDITE HATES THE SAGES

Jedite was wandering through the Negaverse with his servant, Fro.

"Jedite," said Fro, "when do you think Queen Beryl is going to begin gathering energy for the Negaforce?"

"Soon," said Jedite. "It should be any day now."

They paused, and then Fro said "Have you ever played the game "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?"

"I've beaten it," said Jedite.

"I still can't beat the final boss," said Fro. "After Ganon gets back up, I hit his tail like a hundred times but I still couldn't win!"

"Were you using the Master Sword?" said Jedite.

"I was using Biggoron Sword cause it's stronger," said Fro.

"There's the problem, fool!" said Jedite. "In the second phase, you can only beat him with the Master Sword. He'll take an infinite amount of hits from any other weapon. All you need is to hit him ten times with the Master Sword."

"Oh," said Fro. "And… who's your favorite Sage?"

"Zelda the whole way," said Jedite.

"And your second favorite?"

"Darunia. The rest of them I all hate."

"Why do you hate Rauru?" asked Fro, perplexed. Rauru was her second favorite sage.

"Because he's fat," said Jedite. "And he doesn't have any hands."

"And why do you hate Saria, Ruto, Impa, and Nabooru?" Fro asked him.

"Because they're female," said Jedite.


I bet you can all tell the irony there.

Fro is the monster of the week in Episode 2 of Sailor Moon. She is the one who works at the radio station, and is sliced in two by Sailor Moon's tiara.

I am an anime purist, and an English anime purist at that, and that's why I use the English anime names. Like Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Darien, etc. For those Japanese and/or manga purists, Jedite is the English anime version of Jadeite.