The Insanity at the Haunted House

The Insanity at the Haunted Mansion: Intro.

By ~Lady Lavender~

Hello to all who have dared read my insane fic. Note: I do not own BMW, Gundam Wing or any of its characters, they belong to their rightful owners (you know who you are). Also, I'm making no profit off this story so don't sue me. Okay, author's note here: this is my pathetic attempt at humor, so if it sucks deal with it. I made up the character Verona Kushrenada cuz I thought Trowa deserved to have a match too. There, now about Verona, she's Treize's pretty niece (and doesn't have those strange, yucky eyebrows), she has yellow-green eyes, reddish brown hair, and she's extremely famous cuz she stars in all these BMW commercials, and she's also a duchess from Monaco (okay, I just made that up now, so, don't send me hate mail if there's something wrong with it). Basically, all the guys love her, and most girls hate her. She's also a world class fencing champ, and a good friend of Hilde and Sally. Okay, enough blabber, on with the insanity.

The story takes place a year after Endless Waltz, the g-boys are working for the Preventers along with Sally, Noin, Lady Une, and Milliardo sometimes helps too. Relena is the Vice Foreign Minister, Dorothy is just there for the picture, and Verona stars in BMW commercials and helps out the Preventers too. It's the time around Halloween and the g-boys and g-girls decide to take some time off to do something fun for Halloween. They all argue over suggestions for their Halloween activity at the Preventer base:

Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Relena, Dorothy, and Verona, all are trying to come up with Halloween suggestion while waiting for Hilde, Noin, Sally, Milliardo, and Lady Une to get back from grocery shopping.

"I suggest we have a masked ball," Relena yells out.

"A masked ball?" "That most definitely isn't something good for Halloween; Halloween is supposed to be very scary and spooky," protests Duo.

"Halloween is for stupid, damn weakling onnas that have nothing better to do," Wufei adds in.

"Wufei, that's very mean, apologize," says the all around cheerful Quatre.

"Kisama," answers Wufei

"Wufei, that language is inappropriate, I won't take it," responds Quatre who was now beginning to get very annoyed.

Duo, Trowa, and Heero (who was too busy polishing his gun to give any suggestions) sweatdrop.

"I think Miss Relena's idea was just great," the evil eyebrows girl Dorothy says.

"Masked balls are just as boring as Relena's speeches," protests Verona, "We need to do something fun, exciting, and scary," " I think I know just what the thing too."

"Oh yeah, what, spend a day at your mansion while you and Trowa stare at each other continually?" Dorothy says in a rather evil manner

"At least he stares back," "I never saw Quatre looking at you like he actually wants you," Verona defends herself.

Dorothy puts her evil glare on her face, and starts getting into a catfight with Verona. The boys try to break it up, but are unsuccessful, and give up.

"Those two just never stop fighting do they?" asks Duo with a big grin on his face. "Verona's quite the girl, huh?" he asks while turning to Trowa.

Trowa gets slightly red and then answers "Yeah, she's something alright," "I can't believe I actually met her, she's simply great."

Heero, who was getting sick of hearing Dorothy screaming (since Verona was obviously beating her up), took out his gun and gave them his famous deathglare, which ended the fight. Verona straightened herself up, while Dorothy went and complained about Verona to poor Quatre who had no choice but to listen."

"Okay, glad that's all settled, now what about your suggestion Verona?" Duo asked anxious to hear what was on Verona's mind.

"Okay, right, the suggestion that I was gonna say before I was so rudely interrupted (gives Dorothy a dirty look), is to go and spend the Halloween night at this deserted mansion that's supposedly haunted," Verona responds

"GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" everybody (including Hilde, Noin, Sally, Milliardo, and Lady Une, who had just arrived and listened to the suggestion) responds, that is excluding Wufei who thinks everything is unjust and weak.

"Yes, that's good, I'm surprised such a suggestion came from you Verona," said Relena, who didn't seem to like Verona very much.

"YESYESYES, when do we leave for the mansion?" asked a very excited Hilde.

"Tomorrow," replied Verona; "It's Oct. 30, so we'll be at the mansion in the Black Forest just in time for Halloween."

"THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!!!!" Wufei barked. "I'm not gonna be dragged there to hafta spend a night in this weakling mansion with a bunch of insane onnas."

All the girls give Wufei a very cold stare, so he quickly drops the complaints and agrees to come along.

"See, I knew you would Wufei," remarks Sally, looking very happy that Wufei agreed.

"Okay dudes, we need to get packin', so on to it," shouts a rather hyperactive Duo.

"Right," approves Quatre.

The g-boys and g-girls leave off to start packing and to prepare whatever needed for the trip to the haunted mansion. TO BE CONTINUED…

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Okay, so how did ya all like my fic? R&R, please!!!!! Stay tuned for the next part: the trip to the haunted mansion, all the lovely quarrels, the answer to: is the mansion really haunted? and the unexpected visitor!!!! I promise the next part to be a lot longer, exciting, and more humorous!!!! Thanks for reading~Lady Lavender~(I'LL STOP THE INSANITY FOR NOW, THAT IS ONLY FOR NOW, OR UNTIL MY NEXT COKE!!!)