A/N: Mah friend Skippi's story "Babysitting Tk"
Arigato Ikasu-chan!!!


"Oh man I am so bored…." Duo sighed as he flipped the channels on the TV. An empty bag of chips, five candy bar wrappers and three empty cans of Surge littered the brown couch he lounged on. "There is nothing on..wait….nope never mind its Super Friends." Duo sighed and continued flipping channels until he heard a knock on his front door. Duo stood and sighed with annoyance. "Who could it be can't hey see I'm busy being bored here?" he stood and stretched.
The visitor kept on knocking pounding harder and harder.
"Hold on I am coming!!" Duo yelled as he stepped over piles of trash and laundry. When he reached the door he peeked through the eye hole to see Relena and Heero. He smiled and opened the door.
"Hey you two!" he said.
Relena smiled trying to hide her impatience. "Hello Duo, we have a favor to ask of you."
Duo shrugged. "Yea sure."
Heero moved the side a bit and a little boy appeared holding Heero's right hand. The little boy wore a green polo shirt and khaki pants, his hair wavey and a light brownish color.
"Hewwo.." the little boy said.
Duo looked at Relena and Heero. "You guys had a kid??!!"
Heero and Relena looked at Duo.
"Yes we did…" Heero said and he took out his hidden gun and pointed it at Duo. "Got a problem with that?"
Duo shook his head. "Heh eh heh no not at all Heero…."
Relena gave Heero a look and Heero reluctantly put his gun away. Then she turned her gaze to Duo.
"Duo please watch Heero Jr. for us." she said.
Duo looked at the little kid holding on tight to his father's hand.
"Yea sure how hard can it be?"
Relena smiled. "Oh thank you Duo!!"
Duo smiled. "Its no problem"
Heero picked up his son and gave him a quick hug before passing him to Duo.
Duo took the little miniature Heero in his arms.
"Bye, Bye Mommy and Daddy" the little boy said waving.
Relena smiled and gave Heero Jr. a kiss on the top of his head. "Bye, Bye Mommy and Daddy will be back soon okay?"
"Okie Day!" Heero Jr. said happily.
"Bye Duo." Heero mumbled. "Thanks"
Duo smiled. "What are friends for Heero?"
Heero smiled for a brief moment and then took Relena's arm and led her to the car.
Duo shut the front door and set Heero Jr. down.
"All right little tike what do you want to do?"
The little kid smiled evily. "Pway Cops and robbers!!"
Duo smiled. "Alright..who am I?"
Heero Jr. pulled a "play gun" out from his pocket. "You be robber!!"
"Alright I am the robber." Duo said and he ran off and came back in a few seconds with a bandana wrapped over his mouth and a bag in his left hand.
"Hah hah haaaa!! I just stole all the money in the bank and no one can stop me!" He yelled.
Heero Jr. pointed the gun at Duo. "I will stop you bad robber man!!"
Duo stopped for a moment and thought. "Did I just hear that gun "click" ?"
Heero Jr. tugged on Duo's pants. "You gotta run away now!!"
Duo laughed and ran away from Heero Jr. yelling. "Ahhh it's the cops save me!!!!"
Heero Jr. laughed and pulled the trigger on his gun sending a BB bullet into Duo's butt.
Duo screamed in pain and surprise.
"Ahhhhhh my ass!!" he yelled.
Heero Jr. laughed. "Hee hee I shot bad man in da ass!!"
Duo turned and ran after the little murderer.
"Come back here you booger!! Give me that gun!!"
Heero Jr. giggled and ran up Duo's stairs.
Duo ran up after him holding his butt in pain. "Man I am gonna kill that kid…" he muttered under his breath. "Figures that Heero would give him a BB gun even though he's only five years old!!"
Duo stopped at the top of the stairs and looked around. He peeked into one room that had circus posters pinned to the forest green walls.
"There are lots of places to hide in Trowa's room….." he whispered to himself.
He snuck in peeking under the bed and in the closet.
"It makes me sick how clean Trowa keeps his room." Duo muttered. He turned hearing a thump down the hall.
"Oh great he's in Wufei's room!!" Duo ran down the hall forgetting his butt injury.
Duo stopped at Wufei's door and screamed in horror. The meditation candles that had been sitting on Wufei's dressers had been knocked over and had set fire to the curtains and carpet. Duo grabbed a fire extinguisher Trowa had installed next to Wufei's room just incase this happened and doused the flames. Duo sighed with relief seeing that not much damage was done. Then he heard an evil snicker down the hall.
"Argh I will get you evil offspring of Heero!!" Duo ran down the hall and into his own room seeing the culprit shooting holes into Duo's water bed.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Duo screamed. He ran in and grabbed Heero Jr. The kid bit down hard on his hand. Duo screamed in pain and dropped the insane child. Heero Jr. giggled evily and ran out of the room just as the water bed burst. Duo flew out of the room and hit the wall outside drenched. His anger boiled inside and the water on his head sizzled and evaporated.
He stood up and went in his room once more and grabbed his hidden handgun. He pulled out a box of bullets and loaded it.
"That's it that kid is dying!!" he whispered to himself and grinned evilly to himself.
He tiptoed into the hallway and turned a corner and found himself starring up a BB gun barrel.
"Don't move Mista Duo." the little twerp said.
Duo grinned and pointed the handgun to the kid's chest. "Kid this thing is loaded with real bullets….so I suggest you move that gun away from my head."
The kid's eyes opened in fright and he ran away crying.
Duo laughed and ran after him shooting at him. "Damn the kid is to fast."
Heero Jr. stopped cornered by Duo. Duo laughed evily and pointed the gun to the kids head.
"Heh..now who is having all the fun??" he said.
Then there was a knock on the door and Duo peeped out the peek hole.
"Thank God they're back!" Duo yelled.
Duo opened the door and smiled water still dripping from his clothes and hair.
"Hello you two back so soon?" he said cheerfully.
Relena and Heero stared at him. Relena's eyes wandered down to Duo's right hand.
"Duo why are you holding a gun?"
Duo looked at the gun and held it up. "Oh this? Heero Jr. and I were playing Cops and Robbers."
Relena smiled. "How sweet. Come along Heero Jr."
Heero Jr. inched past Duo a frightened look on his face and jumped into Relena's arms.
Heero took out thirty dollars and handed it to Duo.
"Thanks a lot buddy." he said.
"Oh no problem Heero. He was an angel."
"Go on and get in the car Relena I will be right there." Heero said.
Relena smiled and went to the car.
Heero turned to Duo. "I know what you've been through." he said and he handed him twenty more dollars. And then he walked off toward the car.
Duo smiled and closed his door twirling his handgun. "Well fifty bucks will pay for a new water bed….."
Hours later Duo and Trowa sat on the couch eating popcorn watching Slayers when they heard Wufei yell.
"MY ROOM IT HAS DISHONORED ME!!!"
Trowa and Duo sighed and turned the TV up attempting to block out Wufei yelling all the things that were like women in his room.