Disclaimer: I don't own the character or setting.
Author's Note: I wanted to write a fic like this for a while. It's mainly for laughs, but if you ship it, that's cool too.
Dumbledore walked briskly into his office, shutting the doors and casting a silencing charm on the room. "My love," he called as he began to strip from his robes. "I'm back."
"Dumbly? Is that you?" A voice called back from behind the desk. "I'm so horny!"
"I hope you've been getting off to that porn I left you." Dumbledore smirked, pulling off the rest of his clothing to reveal his pink, sparkly man thong.
"I have been." The voice giggled. "But it's just not enough...oh Dumbly, I want the D!"
"I love it when our dicks touch." Dumbledore sighed happily, nearly cumming at the thought.
"Oh! I'm already hard!" The sorting hat shot up from behind the desk, it's leathery wrinkles shining in the candlelight. "Come rub your wrinkly cock on me." He ordered.
Dumbledore hurried his old self over to the sorting hat, pulling his wrinkly cock out and shoving it in the sorting hat's mouth. "That's right. Suck it real good, bitch!" He moaned, grabbing the sorting hat's cock and stroking quickly.
"Professor Dumbled–" Snape walked in, becoming hard at the erotic sight in front of him. He whipped his long boner out of his robes and threw his greasy hair over his shoulder. "Mind if I join in?" He whispered seductively into Dumbledore's hairy ear as he shoved his 11 inch cock into his anus.
"Oh Severus!" Dumbledore moaned.
"Call me Snivellus! It turns me on!" Snape ordered, slapping Dumbledore's ass. He watched as the wrinkles rippled continuously as though he tossed a stone into a lake.
"What's going on in here?" Professor McGonagall stormed him. "Albus! Are you having an orgy without me?" She ripped off her clothing, revealing the body of a Swiss model. She let her hair loose from it's bun and it trailed down her back and out the door, down the steps and into the corridor.
"Let me have a piece of that pussy!" The sorting hat moaned, pulling McGongall over with it's mind powers and shoving it's 15 inch furry cock into McGonagall.
Fawkes moaned and joined in on the orgy.
Filch followed the trail of McGonagall's hair up and began to anally rape Mrs. Norris while licking Snape's asshole.
Then the Basilisk came out of the walls and made everyone cum.
Author's note: I hope you liked it XOXO reviews please
