$$$ Hey every person! I cannot sleep! I have decided to write this but depending on if anybody reads and reviews this depends on if I write the rest of it. :) It's kind of like a bunch of one shots that go in order I guess you could say. Enjoy! $$$
"Dear friend Robin?" Star asked walking into the training room.
"Ya star?" He said hoping off of the treadmill.
"Why do people call one another fish poop?" Starfire said quizzically.
"What?" Robin said tripping in surprise.
"Well, I was in the kitchen making morthantanian pudding when Beastboy and Cyborg started to yell. One of them yelled that the other one was a….um. Oh yes! A bass turd." Star asked sitting beside Robin.
"Um, Star, you should probably try really hard not to say such a word." Robin explained trying to get Starfire out of the habit of cussing before she started.
"Why? And also what is the meaning?" Star asked tilting her head to the side in confusion.
"Well…Um…..Oh! Its kind 'a like calling someone a troq." Robin said knowing how much she was against the word.
"Oh no! I must go find out why one would call another such a word!" Starfire said flying off.
"Wait!" Robin yelled but it was hopeless. Star was determined to stop that word.
****************************Later that day**********************************
"AHHHHH! Star! Please! I promise I won't say it anymore!" Cyborgs voice rung threw the tower.
"Ya! Just make it stop!" Beastboy yelled.
Robin ran into the common room to see both Cyborg and Beastboy tied up with bars of soap hanging from their mouths. Starfire stood over them with dish liquid in both hands ready to shoot it in their mouths.
Robin knew what was going on and thought it was hilarious. He dropped down to his knees laughing he could hardly breathe.
Cyborg spit out his bar of soap.
"Dude did you tell her that ba-"
Cyborg stopped himself from saying it when he saw Starfire's eyes turn green.
"The b-word meant trog?" Cyborg asked agitated.
Beastboy spat out his bar of soap and threw in his own thoughts.
"Dude! That was so not cool!" Beastboy said giving his tongue a sad look.
"You guys don't know how funny this looks!" Robin somehow choked out threw fits of laughter.
"Robin if you're going to teach Starfire knew words; could you at least give them a proper definition?" Raven said from the corner of the room.
"Eeep!" Beastboy yelled. He didn't know Raven was there. He didn't want her to see him all helpless and eating soap.
"Although this is rather amusing." She said letting a small smile show.
Beastboy threw his head down.
"Come on Starfire I'll explain the meaning of the words." Raven said levitating to the door.
"There are more?" Starfire asked as they left the room.
Robin finally regained his composure and walked over to the tied up boys and untied them.
"Dude, I think, if we're going to live in this tower with taste buds, we should probably not curse around Star." Cyborg said pocking his tongue.
*************************Couple days after that*****************************
Cyborg and Beastboy were playing a video game. (Shocker!) When Cyborg won for the umpteenth time that day.
"Dude your so cheating!" Beastboy said jumping up off the couch.
"No I'm not your just a loser." Cyborg said jumping up as well.
"You're an ass hole!" Beastboy yelled in cy's face.
"Ya well you're a whining bitch!" Cyborg yelled back.
Suddenly two star bolts hit the arguing boys in the side of the head.
"No such language should be permitted!" Starfire yelled.
*******************************An hour later*************************
"Dear friend raven, could you watch friends Cyborg and Beastboy while I go get the cleaning supplies?"
"Mph! Mph!" The tied up boys yelled in protest.
"Sure Star." Raven said walking over to the boys.
Starfire couldn't find the supplies so she went to find Robin and see if he would help her. She found him in the gym as always but he was doing the rings which take a lot off concentration so she stood silently.
Robin jumped off but landed slightly wrong and stumbled a little.
"Dam it! He yelled in frustration.
Starfire's eyes began to glow and within possible seconds she had him bound and gagged.
**************************Common room************************************
"Friend Raven could you assist me?" Starfire said pointing to the various soaps.
"Gladly." Raven said smiling evilly. She grabbed a bottle of soap and slowly approached her favorite victim. Beastboy.
Starfire had already taken care of Cyborg and he was set free.
"Robin I am most disappointed in you." Starfire said removing his gag.
"Star listen it was just a slip up, you know me. I don't curse." Robin franticly yelled trying to get out of his punishment.
To no avail cause Starfire shoved a bar of soap down his throat.
He spit it out and began to gag on the taste.
"You boys should not be using the words of curse!" Starfire yelled.
"Right Raven?" Starfire said looking over to wear Beastboy and Raven were.
"Raven?" Both Robin and Starfire yelled.
Raven was sitting on Beastboy (Still tied up) kissing him.
Raven pulled away from Beastboy and a bubble came from her mouth as she opened it.
"What? I put soap in his mouth, don't worry!" Raven said pulling her hood up to cover her very red face.
A dark energy surrounded her and Beastboy and they disappeared into the floor.
Starfire looked at Robin in confusion.
"I did not know that was part of the punishment?" Starfire asked with her head tilted to the side.
Robin suddenly had a light bulb over his head.
"YES! I mean yes it is." Robin smiled.
Starfire shrugged and lent down.
Right before their lips met Starfire grabbed the liquid soap and squirted as much of it as she could in his mouth.
"Although the words of cursing are not something I enjoy I do not like lying!" She said crossing her arms.
"Raven and I have talked about soap punishment and that is not a punishment. She said that is something joyous you share with a loved one.
Robin growled at Raven explaining things to Star. That was his job and it cost him a kiss.
"I will leave you to think about what you have done." Starfire said standing up.
Before she went anywhere though she lent down and kissed Robin on the cheek.
After she left Robin had a smile spread to his ears and yelled "Yes!"
"Wait. Starfire! You forgot to untie me!"
Lol! I so totally love picking on Robin. The characters may not be perfectly accurate but oh well. Plz. Read and review so I can figure out if I'm going to update! You know you want to! Pretty please! ;)
