Disclaimer: I do not own any characters but I do own the plot
Chapter 1: Off, to the Store
Summary: The marauders are off to the store…a muggle store!
"James Potter!" Lily Potter yelled shrilly from upstairs in their home in Godric's Hollows. James flinched and his two friends looked on sympathetically as James stood up, nervously, and headed up the stairs where a three month pregnant fiery redhead was. James and the rest of the Marauders had found out that Lily was pregnant about two months before. They had all fainted when they heard the news and Sirius, thought the baby was his, which resulted in James giving him a black eye.
"Yes, Lily," James asked pleasantly as he entered the room
"Don't take that tone with me, mister" Lily snapped as he glared at her husband
"What tone" James muttered suppressing the urge to roll his eyes
"What are you muttering about? Are you calling me fat, James? Huh?" Lily asked before she burst into tears.
"No…no…Uh…Remus…Sirius…Help!" James yelled and instantly he heard two pairs of feet running up the stairs.
"James, what did you do?" Remus asked as he neared the hysterical redhead
"Nothing" James whined
"What's wrong, Lily" Remus asked sitting next to Lily
Lily stopped crying and turned angrily at Sirius, "Where's my stuff I sent you to go get?"
"I-I didn't know you gave me a—" Sirius began but was interrupted as Lily began to yell at him
"YES, I DID GIVE YOUA LIST! SO GET OFF YOUR SORRY ARSE AND GO TO THE STORE…ALL OF YOU!" Lily yelled making all of them jump before they all aparrated to the nearest store.
"YOU LEFT THE LIST!" Lily yelled in rage but she didn't get a response
The Marauder's apparted to the nearest store…a muggle store.
They looked around before they entered through the sliding door. Sirius was amazed at how the door slides open without using your hands. He made a mental note to experiment later.
"Uh…guys what are we exactly looking for?" Remus asked as he looked around the store. They were all raised up as wizards, so they were amazed on the different things Muggles had.
"Well…I'm not too fond in going back there for a list, that's for one" James mumbled as he walked through the aisles.
"Let's just pick up the things that girls should like" Sirius suggested
"Okay" The other two mumble as they followed Sirius through the cosmetic aisle
"What the hell is a 'make-up'?" Sirius asked before shrugging and putting it into the cart.
"How about a 'condom' " Remus asked looking at the others confused
"Sirius, you know what a 'Tampon' is" James said
"No idea" Sirius muttered as he entered another aisle
"Uh, sirs, will you please move up" The cashier asked looking at the marauders irritably
The three of them moved there now filled cart toward the cashier.
The cashier looked at them strangely as he checked the tampons and make-up. He smirked when he saw the condoms.
"Having a wild night eh?" The cashier asked suggestively "A threesome or is it for one of you?" The marauders looked at him in confusion before their faces turned into understanding then horror as they looked at each other.
"Ewww" They chorused looking at one another in horror.
When the Marauders returned to the house. They found a sorry looking Lily on the couch.
"I'm sorry, I yelled" Lily wailed
The marauders sighed. The next few months will be chaotic.
A/n: Hi ya! I had to post this! What you think? Read and Review I take criticism and suggestions really well!
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