Title: Make Me
Author: myinukoi
Pairing(s): SasuNaru
Warning(s): Shounen ai, sexual references
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Beta: Arii.chan
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"Grr... Naruto. Why are you shivering like that?"
"I-I'm cold."
"It's only fifty five degrees."
"I'm a F-F-Fire Country n-nin, teme. Cold for me is s-seventy."
"Stop! You look like a vibrator!"
Pause. Blush.
"I c-can't stop. It's n-not that easy."
"Try harder."
"Why don't you m-make me, t-t-teme?"
Sasuke pulled the smaller boy into his arms, and the blond sighed.
Naruto's shivering ceased.
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"You eat like a pig, dobe."
"Least I don't look like one."
"Actually..."
"Shut up, teme."
Slurp...!
"Ew."
"What, Sasuke?!"
"You got broth on my cheek."
"Wipe it off."
"I'd prefer it if you licked it off, dobe..."
"Huh? What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Oh."
"Naruto, wipe that gunk you call food off your lips."
"Ramen is not gunk, asshole! It is, in fact, the best food in the world! Show some respect you riceball-eating-sunuvabitch!"
"Hn. I don't want to converse, much less be seen in public, with you and that nasty crap on your mouth. Wipe it off."
"Hmph. Why don't you make me, Teme?"
In less than one second, Sasuke's lips were on Naruto's.
After much lips, teeth and tongue, Naruto's lips, Sasuke felt, were presentable.
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"What are you doing, dobe??"
"Practicing."
"Practicing what, baka??"
"To be graceful, Sasuke-teme. Like those Kabuki performers you took me to go see tonight."
Sasuke smiled as he remembered the dobe's awed face during their date.
"You admit you're not graceful, then?"
"Shut up, asshole! I'm very graceful! Ten times more graceful then you can ever hope to be. I simply believe there is always room for improvement."
Naruto walked carefully, shoulders drawn back, books balanced carefully upon his head. He seemed very tense. Sasuke did not like this new 'graceful' Naruto at all.
"Stop it."
"Why? Did anyone ever tell you you're not as charming when you're jealous?"
"Baka. You look ridiculous. Stop it."
"Why? You want me to walk like a crooked, crippled dumbass?"
Pause.
"Yes."
"Fuck you, teme! I'm not walking like you."
"Walk like a crooked, crippled dumbass, Naruto. Walk like you always do."
"Why don't you make me, teme?"
Sasuke smirked, and cautiously approached the unsuspecting blond.
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Haha! Hapy Valentine's Day!
♥
If you get the joke, cookies for you.
If you don't...let me know and I'll explain it to you. :D
