John Watson (sic) is Getting Goddamn Sick of Your Shit and Is Going to Fuck You Up!

What do you think you do in the world?
I ordered a set of encyclopedias and that's what you send?
It's like a little disc, a coaster for a drink!
One side is shining.

Do not say there is a book in it.
What a stupid person is taking me to?
I have a new book case.
It's for encyclopedias.

Pas de Cyclopes! l'encyclopédie!
Tu es un escargot.
Merde.
Goddamn sir!


John Watson (sic) Speaks Tenderly to the Dead Bee on the Window Sill

Miss Small Lady!
Tiny, jaundiced, with black streaks!
How did you die here?
Did not you return to the flower world outside?
Did not you hear that your topic is popular?
Please forgive my relaxed stupid ears.
I will bury you with full honor.
I will bury you next to the turtle.
I will bury you and I will cry until I can not breathe.
This is my tribute.


John Watson (sic) Makes a List of Oaths and Insults for Use When Killing Guys with Sherlock (sic)

1, You portion of a squamous chest!
2. It's wild! A sandwich full of bones!
3. Do you call this a battle? I will call it "blee blee blee bloop!"
4. Scrum, you cannot encrypt spam!


Shirtless John Watson (sic) Fights Criminal! (Dedicated to Tom of Finland R.I.P. Mister)

The world is burning!
Oh no! My shirt is still in the clothes dryer!
I have to go to fight the crimes.
A stranger man put garbage in my bin!
Malicious personnel!
This will not be retained!
My muscle is bigger than you.
I will stab your heart with milk beads big like daggers!
Are you afraid like a small snail peeing?
I thought so!
I won this fight.
I'm waiting for buzzer on clothes dryer, so I can wear a shirt …