Revolutionary Girl...er...Guy Seto

Anthy: This is the product of me and Kilandra Yamitea.

Anshi: *rolls eyes*

Anthy: And it is just a bit yaoi

Anshi: *sweatdrop*

Anthy: Start!

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Revolutionary Girl...er...Guy Seto

Seto-Utena

Let's live out lives heroically

Let's live them with style

(Just a long long time)

And even if the two of us are ever torn apart

(Let go of me)

Take my revolution

"Seto!!! Come on or I'm staring this without you!!" Anthy shouted, bursting into his home office and grabbing his wrist.

"Start without me." Seto grumbled.

Kinta popped into the room and they both glared at him. Anthy sighed and picked the CEO up and flung him over her shoulder (much to his protest) and the two shuffled out of the room.

"Start the Utena DVD!!!" Anthy shouted, making sure that Seto was sitting between her and Kinta as she started the DVD.

Seto went to bed with a warped sense of reality. Utena was a tall, thin, pink-haired girl with a friend (also named Anthy) who was dark skinned, had purple hair, glasses and green eyes. He was intensely confused and really didn't understand how a sword could be pulled from Anthy's chest.

"Good Night Nii-san." Anthy said, still singing the theme song as she walked down the hall.

"Good Night."

Seto slept with disturbing thoughts of people pulling swords from their chests and red flowy dresses and pink hair and roses. The alarm clock did not come soon enough.

"Morning Se-OH MY FREAKIN' RA!!!" Anthy screamed at her older step-brother.

"What? What's wrong?"

Anthy pointed her hands at the floor and created a sheet of mirror-like ice so Seto could see himself. He screamed a high, girl scream.

Seto, instead of his normal brown hair, it was long, flowing and PINK! He had a decent sized bust and a tiny little waist.

Mokuba and Noah walked into the room and screamed as well.

How the hell is Noah there? (* slight SPOILER!*) Before Noah died, Anthy downloaded him into her computer-god, Chimera, and Seto made a bio-mechanical body for him.

"Seto! What did you dream of last night???" Anthy cried.

"Um...swords mostly."

"Ok...think of...um...roses...yeah..." Anthy said.

There was a *pop* sound and Seto was reverted to his normal MALE body.

"Well..." Anthy began, but decided to test her theory. She ran into her room and pulled a sword off the wall. With one look, Seto reverted back into his Utena body.

"Ok...that's what causes it. Get all the swords out of the house." Anthy commanded.

"Um...wasn't Yami borrowing some of your Utena DVDs?" Mokuba asked.

"And didn't you leave your rose pin at their house?" Noah chimed in as well.

Seto-Utena and Anthy looked at each other before running out the door.

"SETO! THINK ROSES DAMNIT!!!"

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Anthy: More to come!

Anshi: oi...