rI don't know what gave me the idea for this Oneshot, but I have it typed up for my fans to read, so Enjoy!

(Garcia's POV)

As I walk into the BAU, I think to myself that today will be a normal day, which I need after a case where the Unsub had been butchering woman who looked like his late wife, than feeding that meat to his children by putting it in their lunches! What kind of sick people are on our planet?

I walk into the elevator, riding it up to the 6th floor, then getting out. Without warning, JJ comes around the corner and grabs my arm.

''Pen, Kevin's here.''

''Wait, Kevin as in my ex?'' JJ nods her head. Ohh great, there goes my normal day! Just freaking wonderful! JJ continues walking with me til I get to the bullpen, then she let's go.

''I had to walk you here, Morgan should be here in a few to walk you to your office. Good luck with Lynch!'' JJ calls out as she walks back to her office. Well, for once I want Morgan to hurry his ass up! I turn away from the entrance to bullpen to hear Lynch call me.

''Penelope dear.'' Crap! I turn around with a scowl placed on my face.

''What are you doing here? I thought you would have gotten the message when I dumped you but I guess you didn't.''

Kevin's eyes go wide, as if it's the first time he's heard this. Man, he's a better actor than Thomas Gibson.

''Dumped? What would make's you think we're done?'' He asks innocently, as if he did nothing wrong.

''I don't know, maybe it's that I told you get the hell out of my life and never step near me again, and that I kicked your ass to the curb.'' This is where Kevin changes completely. His eyes turn into cold balls of anger, the muscles in jaw tightening as he clenches his fist so hard, that his knuckles are turning white.

''Listen Bitch...'' He steps closer than raises a hand towards me. He never get's the chance to hit me because Morgan speaks up. Guess he got here.

''Lynch, what a NOT so nice surprise.'' Morgan says while stepping closer to Lynch. Kevin still doesn't put his hand down, in fact he steps even closer. At this point, Derek Moves to behind Kevin and grabs his free arm, twisting it back behind his back.

''Lynch, I suggest you put your fucking hand down before I bury your ass six feet deep, and I don't think Garcia would mind on this one, would you?'' I shake my head no as Kevin groans out in pain.

''Just as I thought, now Kevin what will it be? Your final death or living to see another day?'' Kevin look at me, then looks back at Morgan the best he can. He slowly put's his hand down. Morgan doesn't release him yet, but guides him to the open bullpen door and shoves him through it.

''If you value your life, don't let me see you on this floor again.'' Kevin scurries away back to the elevator. Morgan turns his attention back on me as he walks towards me.

''What was he doing up here sweetheart?'' Morgan asks me as we slowly start walking towards my office.

''It's a long story.''

''I've got time.'' He kisses my forehead, then walks into my office without me answering him.

Guess I'm telling him. All I know it hasn't been a Normal day.

I hoping you guys got the joke earlier in this oneshot :) Anyway, hoped you loved it.

Miranda :)