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"EWW! NO! I WILL NOT EAT IT!" Screeched Ron Weasley
"C'mon! Just give it a try!" Whined his best friend Hermione Granger
"NO! I WILL NOT EAT THAT WEIRD ASS LOOKING...LUMP!" Ron backed up to the corner of his room and pushed away the bowl that Hermione had shoved in front of his face.
"Its called popcorn Ron. It's bloody delicious. I would have given almost anything to have a kernel back at the Dursleys' place." said his other best friend Harry Potter.
Harry and Hermione have been trying to get Ron to try the delicious Muggle snack, but so far, Ron has been quite the pain in the arse.
"AHH! EVEN ITS NAME IS WEIRD! IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A NAME FRED AND GEORGE WOULD COME UP WITH! ITS GROSS SOUNDING!"
Somewhere in the Burrow, the Twins shouted "OI! WE CAN HEAR YOU YA KNOW!"
Harry sighed, "Look Ron, this is a perfectly normal snack. It tastes like butter and salt–"
"GROSS! BUTTER SMELLS FUNNY! HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS THINK A SNACK THAT TASTES LIKE BUTTER CAN BE TASTY?!"
"Ron, cookies contain butter, and we know you like those cookies that your mum makes."
"COOKIES DON'T HAVE BUTTER IN THEM! IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD TASTE LIKE A OILY PIECE OF SHIT THAT WAS FOUND IN A MOLDY CAULDRON!"
"Wait… a cauldron can mold over?" Harry asked
Ron and Hermione nod
"Oh god" Harry runs over to his trunk and pulls out his cauldron. It had all sorts of green slime on it. Hermione recoiled at the sight of it.
"You don't clean out your cauldron?!" Asked Hermione incredulously. Harry shook his head
"Ick, I'd rather try popcorn than touch that cauldron…" Ron gagged
Hermione and Harry shared a look.
Ron's eyes widened, "Don't you even think about it." He hissed. Then he whipped out his wand and said 'Scorigfy'
Hermione sighed, rather disappointed, and gave up. Ron will never taste the salty awesomeness of popcorn.
(about an hour later)
"Hermione!" Hissed Harry.
"Wuh…?" Muttered Hermione
"Wake up!"
"What? Why?"
Harry smiled deviously
"We're gonna force feed Ron popcorn." He replied grinning.
(Ron's freakishly Orange room)
Hermione cast a spell that tied Ron's feet and wrists together. Hermione picked up the bowl of popcorn. Then, Harry poked Ron awake.
"Whasa matta…?" Ron asked sleepily. He didn't seem to realise he was all tied up.
"NOW! Screeched Hermione
Ron's eyes bugged out of his head as Harry grabbed at his head and wrenched his mouth open. He squirmed under Harry's tight grip on his head and jaw, though he couldn't do much since he was tightly bonded. Hermione then stuffed Ron's mouth full with popcorn. She choked back a laugh when she saw the tears forming in Ron's eyes.
"SWALLOW IT!" Screamed Harry rather manically
Ron whimpered and swallowed.
Harry released his best friend while Hermione undid the charm she had cast on Ron. Meanwhile, Ron was looking at the bowl of popcorn rather thoughtfully.
"... You guys were right… popcorn does taste awesome…" Ron said slightly amused "How do you make popcorn?" He asked
(A few hours late, in the Weasley's kitchen. Hermione had transfigured a plate into a microwave)
The bag of popcorn kernels started to inflate while popping noises emanated from it. Ron looked at it horrified.
"IT'S GOING TO FREAKING BLOW!" He screamed in a oddly high voice "TAKE COVER!"
Ron ran back to his bedroom shouting things about how he was too young to die and that he loved his mother.
Fred, George, Harry, and Hermione all snickered. "I still think Ron's secretly a girl" Fred laughed. "Definitely." Agreed George. The four laughed some more.
The Microwave let out a ding. Somewhere in his bedroom, Ron let out a high pitched scream.
A/N: I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED IT… NOW REVIEW AND MAKE MY DAY!
-RKB
