Hamtaro Bloopers!

Laura's writing in her journal:

Laura: Today was great, and I'll bet tomorrow will be even better. huh Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! DON'T U THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD FOR TODAY WAS GREAT, AND TOMORROW WILL BE EVEN BETTER CRAP! I MEAN WHAT ARE U 11! AND HOW DO U KNOW THAT TOMORROW WILL BE EVEN BETTER?! ARE U PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING! CAUSE FOR ALL WE KNOW TOMORROW COULD BE HORRIBLE!!! WE COULD ALL-

Director: CUT!!!! Hamtaro your not supposed to say that, your supposed to say HEKE!!!

Laura: *faints*

In episode 1, when Hamtaro and Oxnard think Boss is a monster

Boss: *shines the lantern on his face*

Hamtaro& Oxnard: AAHHH!!! IT REALLY IS A MONSTER AAHHH!!!

Director: CUT!!!

Director: Take 2

Boss: *shines lantern on his face* Sniffed me out did ya?

Hamtaro: *holds his nose* I'll say, who had beans for dinner last night?!

Boss: *blushes*

Director: CUT!!!

In episode 1 when Hamtaro Boss and Oxnard climb the tree and see Bijou in the window

Hamtaro: WOW!!! WHAT A HOTTIE *runs up the tree, breaks through Bijou's window and kisses her*

Director: CUT!!!

In the episode Welcome Pepper, before Pepper and Oxnard run up to look at the sunset with the other Ham Hams

Pepper: Oxnard I know how much you like me but I just can't like you back because..I"VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HAMTARO!!! *runs up and kisses Hamtaro*

Bijou: I DON"T THINK SO!!! *runs and pulls Pepper off Hamtaro, then both of them face each other and pull out swords and start having a sword fight*

Boy Hams: CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT!!!!!

Girl Hams: BIJOU BIOU BIJOU!!!!!

Director: CUT!!!

In the episode Lets Dance Sandy, when the girl hams fall because Hamtaro can't remember what he was supposed to say to Maxwell

Sandy: *blushes* Maxwe- *gum falls out of her mouth* Dammit that was my last piece to!

Director: CUT!!! Sandy, how many times do I have to tell you not to chew gum while we're filming!

In Lets Dance Sandy, when Sandy and Maxwell are sitting in the tree together

Sandy& Maxwell: Snubby wubby

Maxwell: *jumps up* OH YEAH I SCORED MYSELF A HOT CHICK *does victory dance* Go Maxwell it's your birthday, it's your birthd- *falls out of tree*

Sandy: *sweatdrops* what a geek

Director: CUT!!!

In Stan and Sandy Make Up, when Stan and Sandy start to eat the cake

Stan& Sandy: * start to eat the cake, then they spit it out* EVER THINK OF USING ACTUAL CAKE, INSTEAD OF A GIANT PUMKIN!!

Director: CUT!!!

In First Time At The Beach, when the ham hams make it onto the beach

Ham Hams: *look around the beach, and see Joey and Yugi from Yu-gi-oh* Heke!?

Director: Joey Yugi what the hell are you doing here, this isn't even your show!

Joey: Hey! Don't blame us we've been dueling hard all week, we need a vacation!

Director: * falls down*

In Legend of the Courageous Hamtaro, when Oxnard and Bijou are SUPPOSED to meet Hamtaro

Oxnard& Bijou: Tiki tiki tiki

Bijou: Shouldn't we have met Hamtaro by now?

Oxnard: Ummm... yeah I think so

Bijou: Then where is he?

*Flips to scene with Majin Buu and Gotenks fighting in the hyberbolic time chamber*

Majin Buu: * is about to attack Gotenks*

Hamtaro: *pops out of no where and slices Buu in half, and defeats him* Heke, Boss sure got a good costume, I didn't even recognize him. Hey where are all the sunflowers?

Gotenks: *blinks*

Director: CUT!!! CUT!!!! CUT!!!!!! THIS IS JUST WAY TO MESSED UP, THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

Hamtaro: Heke?