[A/N Hey guys! So, I'm sorry for being gone for quite a while. A lot of things came up before summer and at the beginning of summer so I had to take care of some things. I hope you won't be upset with my news but...

I LOST IT!

Not my head because I lost that a long time ago but I have lost inspiration for Ayushiki. I'm going to be watching some corpse party playthroughs to get back into my mode. Until then, I'm obsessed with something different. I needed to do this.

FAIRY TAIL!

Don't worry, I will be coming back to Corpse Party soon. (Watch it be in like three days...) anyways, I hope you enjoy my other one-shots and short stories of different pairings from different erm... Animes and Mangas?...]

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. I just simply own the plot and borrowing the characters of the Manga/Anime Fairy Tail. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Evicted

Lucy POV

"Mouuuuu..." I groaned for the longest time ever in my life. I just got back from a job with Natsu, Wendy and Romeo. Happy and Carla were on their own mission with Erza. Poor Exceeds... Having to be paired up with... Erza. The thought of it just makes me shiver. Well, as any job would go, a town got destroyed because of Romeo and Natsu. Wendy and I had to pay damages even though we did nothing. So there goes my rent money... I hope Landlady would take my news easily. I just can't wait to lay down on my comfortable, pink bed.

Instead, I'm on this uncomfortable bench in the guild hall along with others who got stuck here because of a storm.

Currently, I'm with Natsu, Mira, Wendy, Romeo, Gray, Juvia, and Cana. Of course the two younglings are talking to each other while the 'adults' are grouped together and talking.

I'm pretty sure Romeo has a crush on Wendy, or so I hear. Ah, young love. It's adorable! Wendy seems to really enjoy her time with Romeo. Those two get along really well. I remember my first crush. It happened in fifth grade...

Turns out, he was a complete jerk, and still is one.

"Lucy-San, why aren't you talking to the others?" Wendy's soothing voice brought me out of my thoughts. Romeo, of course, was beside her.

I groaned, "I don't feel like it. This storm is just making my attitude dull..." It was true. Well, half true. Ever since that time in the bathing house with Cana and the other girls... They know that Natsu had groped me and all. But, it was on accident! Well, it seemed like it. Natsu is pretty dense so of course he would do something as dense as himself. But he's still a pervert!

"Mm. Well, if you want anyone to talk to, you can chat with us, Lucy-San." The sky dragon slayer said, smiling as she left and continued her conversation with the other 13 year old.

"Mouuuuu." I groaned again. I'm so bored... There's nothing to do. I wish I can just go home, into my comfortable, pink bed. But before that, a nice, warm, long soothing bath will be perfect. Ahhhh, at least I can still daydream...

"LUCE!"

"KYA! LUCY KICK!"

"OW! Jeez, that really hurts, ya know!" Oh... It's just Natsu. Hehehe oops?

"Natsu, how many times have I told you not to sneak up on me like that!?" Knowing his denseness...

"Well, there was that day when you were sleeping, then that other day when you were taking a bath, then-" That was it! Wait, taking a bath? I don't remember that one...

"Urusai!"

"Oi! You're the one that asked!"

"It was a rhetorical question, baka!" As usual, the two of us bickering caught the attention of the other remaining guild mates. Cana broke up our fight. At first I was glad.

At first.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Natsu, you sneaked up on her while taking a bath? Mmm, are you her secret admirer?" I could see a faint blush on Natsu's cheeks. His was not noticeable. Then there's me, blushing like a maniac.

"Lucy has a secret admirer...?" There was a bit of worry in his voice. It's gotta be because of the accusation. "If I'm not it... then who is it?!"

"I'm just joking, Natsu!" She quickly said, then whispering in my ear, "It's okay, I know you've been receiving mail from a man. I won't tell him." Now my face can compare to Erza or Flare's hair.

"N-Nani?! I'm not receiving any kind of mail from other men!" I quickly defend, making sure no one got the wrong idea.

"Luce, are you lying?" Dammit, he can see through me. C'mon, Lucy. Think of something, think of something...

The storm! It stopped!

"Er... Got to go home to feed my fish! Bye!" I zoomed out of the guild hall, running to my apartment. Whew, that was a close one. Time to take that bath and have an awesome snooze!

"Lucy Heartfilia! You have not payed rent for the last THREE months!" Oh no... My landlady. Wait, three months?! Oh no, oh no, oh no.

"Can you give me two weeks? Pretty please?" I give her my puppy eyes. These babies never fail me.

"No! You are evicted from this apartment! Pack your belongings and get out! You have 5 minutes!"

Dammit it all! Why does this have to happen?

Time Skip

I got all of my belongings. Which turned out to be 2 luggage bags. I didn't have much stuff, didn't I? Hm, who cares? But where do I live now? I'll just go to the guild. Maybe I can get something to eat if Mira is still there.

"Luce."

"KYA! LUCY KIC-" My leg stopped mid-air when I realized it was Natsu. He didn't seem to flinch at all. "Oh, uh, gomen. What do you need, Natsu? If you need money, go to someone else or just do a job. I'm all out."

"Then how are you gonna pay rent?"

"I don't have to. I got evicted."

"Evicted? Does that mean your apartment is for free now?!" He seemed to be gleeful about that. Probably thinking about how much food he can get with my extra jewels. Heh, baka.

"No, it means I can't live there anymore, baka."

He pouted, "Then where are you gonna live?"

"I don't know, Natsu. Mavis, if only I payed rent on time... I'm so irresponsible."

"You can stay at our house!" He offered, flashing his famous grin.

I looked at him in disgust, "Hell no! I'm not staying with two beings that destroy things every second!"

Salamander pouted, "Aw, come on! It'll be fun, Luce!" I finally gave in. How bad would it be anyways? "You can sleep in my bedroom if you'd want. I don't think you can sleep with Happy, his room is tiny."

"Don't you have an extra room where guests can sleep in?"

"We never have guests. Well, ones that stay the night or longer. What's the problem with sleeping in my room? I don't snore! I promise! Happy snores..."

I giggled, "Liar, remember the S-class mission you stole? I couldn't sleep because you and Gray were snoring. And Gray was constantly touching me in some places accidentally... Ugh, I was stuck between two perverts."

"G-Gray was touching you? Where?" He cracked his knuckles. Hah, is Natsu gonna go beat him up now? For what? Touching me in his sleep?

"Whoa... Are you okay, Natsu?"

"Where?" I tried to snap him out of it but it didn't work. He just... kept asking me where. This is some weird behavior. What on Earthland is going on?

"Natsu!" I was left with one choice. I slapped him. What else was I supposed to do? A Lucy Kick to the groin is probably not a good idea. But at the same time, does he even have one? Heh, it'd be funny if Natsu was a girl all along. But the countless of times he's been shirtless kinda proved that wrong.

"Hm? L-Lucy? Uh... Should we head to my house?"

"Sure. Thanks for taking me in, Natsu. Weirdly enough, I'm staying over at your house but I guess it'd be okay. It's something, alright."

"Your welcome, Luce. Now let's go! I know a fun game we can play!" I giggled, oh great... Was this a mistake?

At Natsu and Happy's house

"Here we are! Happy isn't home from the mission yet but I think he's coming back tomorrow at night. Remember our mission?"

"With Romeo and Wendy?" He nodded, "Of course I do. You and Romeo blew up the whole town while Wendy and I were left to clean up your mess."

"Oh. Sorry about that, I guess."

"I GUESS?!"

"Romeo told me that he was going to ask Wendy out tomorrow. With Carla gone for a little more time, he's going to confess." I can't believe that little Romeo is growing up! Aw, I hope Wendy doesn't reject him...

I softly smiled, "That's adorable. The guild may have a new young couple!" I thought for a while, deciding to tease Natsu. "Maybe you and Lisanna are next, eh?"

"I don't like Lisanna that way..." Aw, he's blushing! Everyone knows that he's in love with Lisanna. It's clear. Crystal clear.

"C'mon, Natsu. Don't deny something that's true-!"

"I don't like her that way!"

"Hey, don't get so dramatic over a little tease... Look, I'm sorry, okay?"

"You can go unpack your things. I'll make us some sandwiches."

"O-Okay. Arigato."

I went into the bedroom, seeing that it was really neat. Did I walk into the right room? The last time I was here, Natsu's room was hell. Hm, well then.

"You can have the left side of the closet. Same thing goes for the dresser. Let me just move my stuff onto the right."

"Okay. Can I take a bath? I have my own towel and bathing products."

"Uh sure. The bathroom's over there." He pointed to a door across the room. I asked him if it was clean, he answered with, "Cleanest room in the house." I was glad with that reply. I can't wait to take a bath!

Natsu POV

With Lucy in the bath, I decided to take a walk. There are some nice trails behind the house that I sometimes like to go to. It's where I can just let everything go out of control.

There had been a time where a weird thing happened. I went to Gray, knowing he was a guy and all, and asked him about my weird occurrence. He said that it happens when I get excited. I questioned him more, like, how come I don't get it when I want to fight an enemy or something like that and he just laughed, saying that I'm dense.

(Flashback)

"Gray, can I ask you a guy thing?"

"What is it, flame brain? Finally fuck a girl and knocked her up or something?"

"Eh?"

"Never mind, baka. Whatcha want?"

"Well, I think there's a problem with my... er... miniature dragon."

"Miniature dragon?"

"You know, the thing that we pee out of...?"

"A dick?"

"It's called a dick?"

He sighed, "Yes, Natsu. It's called a dick. Don't tell me anything if it's got to do with you masturbating. I really don't need to know all of that."

"Master-baiting? Does that mean I'm a master at fishing with certain bait?"

"You'll learn that later. What is it?"

I paused. What if Gray laughed at me because I had a problem with my miniature dragon and told everyone in the guild? What would Lucy think of me? What about Happy? "Well, sometimes it starts to swell up. Do I have a disease?"

He laughed at me. Dammit! "H-Hey! It's nothing to be laughing at! What if I die?!"

"It's not a disease, baka. Guys get it all the time. Damn, what have you been taught?"

"Why do guys get it? And how come it's starting now?"

"Do you think of any girls?"

"Yeah."

"There's your answer."

"I'm getting it because of girls? What does that mean?"

"That means you get turned on. Ya know, aroused." I still didn't get it. "Only if you think of girls in a dirty way. So, which girls have you been thinking of, huh? Never knew your mind could have a dirty part to it."

"I don't think of girls in a dirty way! Why would I?"

"Because you're a teenage guy. C'mon, Natsu. I promise I won't tell anyone." How can I trust Gray? Hm... "Is it Lisanna? Mira? Cana? Levy? Evergreen? Don't tell me it's Wendy. That'd be fucking sick."

"None of them! I promise!"

"Lucy?"

"..."

"Ah, so it's Lucy. Heh, I guess she's been the cause of your boners."

"My what?" What are boners? Are they points? Did I win something? Was it food? I bet it was food. It has to be food. It needs to be food.

"Oh Mavis."

(Present)

Dammit, I got too excited. How do I get this thing to go away? What if Lucy sees? What'll she think of me? Should I tell her I'm having these dirty thoughts of her? Unless if I want to die then I would. What should I do?

I'll just check on her. Wait! She's probably still in the bath. Bad idea. Ill just watch lacrima television until she gets out.

Heading back to my house, I noticed how my life changed because of Lucy. I can't believe how much everyone has changed. Was she a big effect on my life?

I open the door and walk in to my home. I can't wait to go on a mission with Happy. It feels like it's been forever. Happy gave me a time to go to sleep so I guess I'll have to be resting soon enough. I can just get my toothbrush and brush my teeth in the other bathr-

"N-Natsu!"

"Lucy...!?"

"Don't just stare at me! Look away, you pervert!" She threw one of those boob holders thing at me. I turned around, half sad and half happy.

Dammit, I'm getting excited again. This isn't good.

"Why are you stark naked in my room?"

"I forgot my towel in the bathroom along with my other clothes. I got too excited to take a bath before I realized that I had nothing with me. No peeking!"

"Why would I peek?"

"Because you're... you!"

"I'm not Gray."

"Gah... I didn't even say that but okay."

"Are you almost done?"

"Can you just give a girl some time?"

"No. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...0."

"NO! DON'T LOOK!"

I looked.

"LUCY KICK!" Oh, Mavis no!

(A/N Please give me a review on what you think! Sorry that this is sucky. I just hope it's good enough and don't worry, this will be in between a short and long story. So, not too short but not too long. See you next time!)