Zoey

As many of you know, I participated on the lame show, Total Drama.

And, not just that, I was also the biggest threat ta those bunch of hopeless losers.

Granted, I don't like any of them, and they don't like me - I know that! Do I care? Heck no! Why would I?!

But, there's that one chick who just annoyed me to no end...

Zoey.

Wow - Where do I even begin to spread my hate for this girl!

Well, let's start her relationship with Freaky Boy, Mike.

Everytime they talked, giggled, laughed, even breathed in my direction made me cringe every single time.

They're so insanely boring together! All they do is hug each other's leg!

Everytime I looked at them, I had this strange taste of cardboard in my mouth! Yep, they were that boring, folks!

It was like they were begging me to vote-off Mike!

Which, thankfully, it finally happened! Thank goodness, I couldn't take anymore of their crap!

But, that wasn't the end of the bland nightmare! Oh no, it just got worse!

Then, Zoey started a hissy-fit of "Wah! I hate you, you voted off my boyfriend! Wah!"

Oh my gosh, SHUT UP!

And, if her whinning wasn't bad enough, she went psycho on me, crushed me with a boulder, fed me to that mutated shark, and laughed at me!

Wow... All that crap just because I eliminated your boyfriend... Now, I can honestly see why you didn't have any friends back home..

And, you're probably thinking, "Aww! Zoey is such a sad person, she had no friends."

So, let me just ask you this: Would you be friends with a girl that, when crazy, would leave you for dead, and laugh at ya?

Hopefully, you said NO!

So, there ya have it. You now know what I hate Zoey so much!

You like Zoey, and don't like what I said about her? Yeah - Tough luck! Like I care what you think!

I can't wait to take her, and her freak of a boyfriend, out in Total Drama Lame-Stars! Which will happen, trust me!