"Heichou!" Levi heard he scream, but he simply didn't respond. He was plenty used to hearing his name called out around this time. "Heichou!" and the occasional "Levi!" rang through the halls of this shitty ass castle. Sometimes it was just one voice, and some nights, usually after a mission, he heard multiple voices.
Why wasn't he worried? Well, he was but more for his personal pride rather than his comrades safety. In fact, we was sure they were more than safe. No, there was no way he was making the mistake of checking on them at this time of night again.
-FLASHBACK-
It was about 11 p.m. and Levi was having trouble getting to sleep. Agh, this isn't good, he really needs his beauty sleep to keep his child-like features. He sat in the dining hall, clutching a cup of cold, bland coffee. He had a whole lot on his mind at the time. Some asshole trampled his beautiful pansy garden and he couldn't stop thinking about all the terrible things he'd do when he figured out who the bitch dick was.
He rubbed his temples. Staying up this late thinking about violence really was giving him a headache. Too bad that Attack on Titan takes place in a time before shit like aspirin or ibuprofen. Just as he took his last sip of gross as fuck coffee, he heard a scream. "HEICHOU!"
He stood up quickly, but didn't move. There was no way a titan could have gotten all the way here, and he didn't hear the whale noises Eren usually made in his titan form. Levi cautiously headed towards the hallway connecting to all of their rooms. He crept through the hall, keeping his guard up for another yell.
He stopped suddenly, something caught his ear. It wasn't another yell, but a quite panting. Was someone ill, or injured? Within the pants, he heard a word. "hei-heichou" . Once again his rank was called and it directed him to the room it came from. Petra. She was the one who shouted for him, it must be. He quickly went to her door and swung it open.
He was prepared to see Petra bleeding, vomiting or in any other sort of distress. What he WASN'T prepared to see was Petra laying on her bed, fingering herself. They both froze. It was about a few seconds before either responded. Petra screamed and covered herself up.
"H-HEICHOU, I AM SO SORRY, I-"
"please...next time… keep your voice down…"
And he slammed the door shut without another word said. He rubbed his temples once again. Man, his head really hurt, his day was not going well. Just then, he heard "Heichou!?" yelled again. This time, it wasn't Petra. He listened closely and found it was coming from Eld's room. This time he was hesitant. Could he also be… you know…?
Levi concluded that there was NO WAY that two people could be doing the same thing at the same time. He hesitantly and slowly opened the door to Eld's room, immediately regretting it. There that fucker was, pumping his hands up and down on his dick, obviously not noticing that Levi could see him. Even if the door was only slightly open, Levi closed it with such an impact that it caused a sonic boom, and he heard Eld scream like a small female child, and say "oH NO, ITS EVERYWHERE"
Does no one here have any decency?! Obviously not, because that night, literally everyone besides himself had called out either his name or rank at one point. Levi got absolutely no sleep that night. He decided he would never respond to his name being called in that castle at anytime past 10 p.m. and they would have to talk to him in person.
-END OF FLASHBACK-
At first all of this disgusted him, and he had a hard time looking at any of them. And he still is. But now he sees how flattering it is. He knows now that he could basically get them to do anything with a bit of persuasion. It just proves that everyone just wants a piece of Levi's ass.
