A/N: Almost all the Characters in this story has a thing for kuroko
It was a bright saturday in the morning, Kuroko Tetsuya, a kindergarten teacher/famous writer is still in bed. He worked as a kindergarten teacher on weekdays and being a famous writer as a hobby carrer. Last night, Kuroko worked on a chapter or two for his new book before going to sleep at 4AM in the morning. On the double-sized bed, a pool of messy light blue hair is poking out of the sheets.
A cat with red fur and bright heterochromia eyes opened the door of the bedroom and walked towards the bed with elegance. He gracefully hopped on the bed and sneaked inside the covers, facing his owner's face he let out a mewl.
Kuroko's ear twitch but nonetheless, continued his sleep
The cat tilted his head, a cat grin on his face before proceeding to lick his master's face.
Kuroko, starting to wake up from the cat's licking(since cats have a rough tongue) let out an tired groan, "Goodmorning Sei-kun" Kuroko mumbled
Sei, happy that he woken up his master, rubbed his fur on the other's face and let out a purr, "purrrr purrrr"
Kuroko sat up and let the cat sit on his lap. He stretched his arms, and covered his mouth as he yawned. He slowly scratched his eyes and slowly blinked, he looked around for his phone, since he can't really moved from his position cuz he doesn't want Sei to move away. Kuroko eyes landed on his nightstand, seeing his phone was on it, he grabbed his phone to see if he has any notifications.
"3 missed calls from Aomine-kun, 1 new message from Akashi-kun, 10 missed calls and 23- oh wait, now it's 24 new messages from kise-kun..." Kuroko stated
Kuroko deleted all of Kise's messages before typing a morning message to akashi, 'Good morning akashi-kun'
"meow" Sei stood up from kuroko's lap before kuroko managed to hit send, Sei swiped the phone away from Kuroko and jumped on his face.
"Sei-kun..." Kuroko sweatdropped
"Meow" Sei proudly mewled
"I'm going to go shopping for a bit, watch the house for me sei-kun" Kuroko said, petting Sei on top of his head.
"meow" Sei mewled.
Kuroko felt a small smile on his face, "Okay, I'm off then" Kuroko said before closing the door behind him.
Sei watched the door close, he jumped on a near window, watching kuroko getting farther away. His heterochromia eyes widen when he saw a flash of blue and yellow pair combo approach his beloved owner.
"Tetsu!" "Kurokochiiiiiiii!" two voices shouted out
Kuroko was suddenly held by two idiots, AKA his friends, really he keeps on forgetting to get new friends... well, If he can get new friends that is. It's hard being a person with no presence but for some reason, idiots can easily see him(with the exception of those with eye talent or akashi)
Aomine draped his arm around kuroko's shoulders while kise clung on kuroko's left arm, "Um... Is there something you need?" Kuroko asked, feeling his personal space disappearing.
Aomine, using his free hand, picked his nose with his pinky finger, "Hm? Nothing really, Is there anything wrong on hanging out with my best friend?" He asked. Aomine living a house just a block away from kuroko's, is always seen together with him... well, aomine was treated as a lunatic for talking in the air. He managed to balance his work and meeting kuroko just fine. Being a police officer and a basketball coach on where kuroko teaches
Kise rubbed his face on kuroko's cheeks, "Well, I needed my dose of kurokocchi! Kyaa! kurokocchi!" he squealed, Kise is always adoringly adore kuroko in anyway possible. He might as well be his #1 fan, tho after years it gotten a lot more worse since Kise became an idol and flew around the world, leaving no time for social interaction for being so busy.
Kuroko faced kise, "Kise-kun, you're annoying" he said
Kise dramatically let go of kuroko and held his heart, "my heart got shattered-su" he cried, "another rejection from kurokocchi" he sobbed
Aomine snorted and pulled kuroko, leaving kise behind, "Let's go Tetsu" he said
"But how about Kise-kun?" he said, looking behind from them, dismissing that he was the one that made kise cry.
"Bah! He can handle himself, 'sides, y'know he's a dramatic crybaby" Aomine said, waving dismissively
"AH! You meanies! Don't leave me all by myself!" Kise cried out
"Do you even know where I'm going Aomine-kun?" Kuroko asked, agreeing on Aomine and ignoring kise
"Hmph! Of course I do! We're bestfriends!" Aomine proudly said
"hmm..." he hummed, urging aomine to go on.
"To the basketball store!" Aomine said, having a proud smile on his face
"...You basketball idiot" Kuroko sweatdropped
Little hearts were flying out of aomine's head as he looked like he's flirting, but to other people, he just looks like a lunatic as always.
Kise teared up and held a handkerchief, biting on it, "those two are so flirty, leaving me out of it!" he jealously said. His golden eyes noticed a swift figure ran past him and jumped on his dark-skinned friend.
"Gah! What the heck is this?!" Aomine yelled, letting go of his hold on kuroko, in favor of pulling the thing that jumped off his head, "GAH! IT HAS CLAWS" he shouted feeling sharp claws pierced his skin
"Sei-kun?!"
Sei hissed and scratched aomine more in rage, his red fur standing up.
Kise took this chance and ran towards kuroko, hugging him from behind, "Chance~su!"
Sei and Aomine stopped their fight and glared at Kise at the same time
"Oi Kise!" "Hisssssss"
Kise grinned victoriously and stuck his tongue at them, "Kurokocchi is mine no-"
a sudden swift figure flew past kise's cheek and hitting a near wall.
All of them looked at the wall, seeing a pair of red scissors stuck on the brick wall. All of their blood ran cold as kise's cheek got a clean cut from the scissors
"gyah! my idol face!" Kise screamed, letting go of kuroko and taking a mirror out of his pocket
"Geez Kise, You're so being so dramatic" Aomine huffed, his face full of scratches.
"Kurokocchiiiiii, my face got injured" Kise cried
"Stop being a drama queen, kise" Aomine rolled his eyes
Kuroko was holding Sei on his arms, looking at them with a deadpanned expression.
"What was that?" Kise pouted, "Well, I'm better than Aominecchi!" Kise said
"Hah?! Who's better than who?!" Aomine shouted, a tick appearing on his face.
"Wellllllllll, I'm more smarter, I'm more handsomer, I'm more talented, and... and... and..." Kise paused his boasting to think before shaking his head and putting his arms around his chest, "Anyways! I'm more better!" Kise said
Aomine snorted, "You still can't beat me in basketball... or in any physical activities anyways!"
"I so can! You Ganguro!" Kise yelled
"HAH?! You so can't! Aomine yelled back
"Ah, hello Akashi-kun" Kuroko said
The two stiffened as he heard a certain name, they turned around before sighing in relief as that kuroko was only talking to the phone.
Kuroko stopped talking to the phone and looked at the blue and yellow combo, "Akashi-kun wants to say something to you two" Kuroko said, putting his phone in speakers.
The two looked eachother before gulping nervously, they sweat buckets before inching closer to the phone.
"Kise... Aomine..." a familiar chilling voice said from the phone
"W-What is it A-Akashicchi?" Kise stuttered
"Y-yeah akashi?"
"Touch Kuroko one more time, I'll make sure to arrange your funerals"
"Kuroko, It's our date today, isn't it?"
"Yes, Akashi-kun"
The two are on the Maji restaurant, having a date, since Kuroko refuses to dine in a five-star restaurant, "That's right, so why is it that..." Akashi's red eyes clashed eyes with heterochromia eyes, "You have a cat with you?" he asked
Kuroko patted Sei on his head, "Ah... I forgot to tell you about Sei, he's my new cat and followed me here" he said
Akashi rose his eyebrow and smiled, tho it looked forced, "Hm? You named it after me?" He asked, feeling flattered.
"Yes, He looks exactly like you" Kuroko fondly said, kissing sei on his forehead.
Sei meowed happily before glancing at Akashi and sneering at him
Akashi bent the fork he was holding, invisible sparks flew around them.
Kuroko oblivious from the silent fight between his cat and boyfriend, "anyways, I found him when I was walking past by teiko, our old middle school, he suddenly jumped on me and bit me" He said, showing akashi a almost faded bite mark on his neck. In which, akashi's response was him breaking his fork in half. Sei purred and rubbed his head on the bite mark he made on kuroko before glancing at akashi with a victorious look.
Akashi gently put down his broken fork and smiled, a visible tick mark on his face.
A/N: Should I continue? Review pls
