A Tale of Love
It happen 1 dae. Shizuo Hiagenma falled inn luv with hiss 1 true luv, knot dat stupid hissi cat Isaiah, butt th perfectly perfect Vorona, who is made of perfect perfection. After happily singing thru 1 of his wonderful rampages, only killing 3 little girls, 29 old men, 72 gangstas, nineteen idols, and all of the cats in the county; this gave him onedurfull PR. hE saw her an her wonderfull blonde hiar and hir motrocycl and hir face-cuvoring bika helmut and, th korpses that; she was carrying; with her hands; and; feet; 'll th while drivin duwn intrastate 55. When he sawed her bootyfull purfecion, he knw she was the 1, the only 1 for him, the only, only, only, only, only, only, only, olny, olny, olny, only,l on;ly,y ,yoym , yo yo ma, only, only, only, only, only, onlyl, only, onlyl, onl, oni, onli, 1 hi m, so, he jumpad inn frunt off her.
"Vr ona! 1 luv you sp sp so so sopa si sos os pipa so so os ISO muach. Be min! now!"
Vorona blushed, "Oh,you'rerso sewt. I luv you too, let's bee married."
ANri Sonofhar and Mikado Ryugamine met up to, hat dae. Mikdao told Anr he has no secrets excep he is perv, but anr ddn't care, they proposed to aech otter and were abot to haf a happy life togather.
Saika and Masaomi met up too and got merried and have a good time, and cuz of masoami being masaomi, they didn't wait to be happy.
Erika and Walker also got married afta making a bunch of obscure references.
All the while, mika and her boyfriend and celty and her boyfriend were getting redding plans weady too.
Alas, this wus knot to bi. The evile Isiaya Oriharu with his legions of darknessarose from the sky, "MUHAHAHGAHAHAHGSAAFAH, I'm am ant evile munstrous dimonic daemon; hE killed everybodies in extremely brutal waes. The End
P.S. I hope you like it
From his seat in the van, Kadota's eyes twitched as he put his cell phone away. ~ What did I just read? ~
Anri looked up towards him, her eyes heavily tired, "I spent all night on that and I was told to show it to you. What do you think?"
Kadota nervously responded until he came up with a good answer, "It's on par with some of the best stuff those otaku beside you write."
The End.
