Lulu: Yo~ this was another idea of mine that I wrote sometime ago but never typed up until now. I'd love to see what you guys think of this and if I should continue it (well technically i'm going to be doing a sequel anyway, Sia's very excited because she gets to help with that). It's centered in the Kanto region, so you only get to see the first 151 Pokemon, but i'm sure it'll be great anyway. Enjoy~

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Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of Pokémon! I am Professor English and I will be your guide on this journey of epic proportions…

Or maybe I'll give you something to do on the weekends, whatever works. Now Pokémon, as you already know, are the multitude of creatures within our world, ones which are often hunted or feared for being quite dangerous and deadly. But hey! You're thirteen years old, right? Surely you can handle such dangerous obstacles and unfortunately odds…

And now that we're on the subject of you, the Trainer, I would like to ask…are you a boy or a girl? I apologize for asking, but my eyesight's basically shot even with these glasses…

THE TRAINER CHOOSES TO BE A BOY, WHETHER OR NOT THIS WAS THEIR ORIGINAL GENDER

Ah! So you're a boy! Now then, for my memory's sake, what is your name?

THE TRAINER ENTERS THE NAME "John Egbert", YOU FUCKTARD

Mr. Vantas, please cease your awful language! You're corrupting the children!

SCREW YOU OLD MAN, I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE OF STAGE DIRECTIONS. PLUS I'M A FUCKING GYM LEADER, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

…I somehow pity your existence, yet I want to scold you at the same time. It's weird.

IT'S PART OF MY CHARM

Anyway, John old boy, I do apologize for forgetting your name. It's honestly a shame, since I've known you since you were a little child. You've always been the little boy who came to play with my granddaughter, Jade Harley. The two of you were also childhood friends with this other fellow…who was he again?

JOHN TYPES IN THE NAME OF HIS RIVAL "Dave Strider"

Ah, Dave Strider, now I remember. He lives with Miss Roxy just down the road…he's a very mysterious young man…

HE'S AN ASSHOLE

Mr. Vantas!

WHAT, IT'S TRUE

…anyway, John old boy, I should probably get going. See you when you wake up!

Lulu: End~ see you next chapter (which technically is Chapter 1, since this is just the prologue)~