Disclaimer: I only own the codes!
Edward's Book of Codes
Warning! Reading this book may result in the following: addiction, temporary insanity, uncontrollable laughter, death by laughter, breaking your funny bone, mind being blown, head explosion (mild), fainting and wild spasms, fish out of water disorder, temporary blindness, short person syndrome, utter craziness, absolute chaos, urge to give people strange nicknames, zombie apocalypse, hypnotized behavior, unable to blink, writing in code, laughing at your dessert, fear of small animals, trouble breathing, and loss of rationality.
Not to be read by those with no sense of humor. This is crack, but not the kind you smoke! ;3
Part 1: Code-names
Edward knew his codes were pure genius. In addition to having codes that no sane person could possibly crack, he also gave everyone the most flipping awesome code names. Each one holds significance... or not.
Alphonse- Shazam
Mustang- Flamel (get it? Flame-l! ...bad pun)
Hawkeye- Almighty Smiter
Furey- Sohcahtoa
Havoc- Derp
Braeda- Lucky Charms
Falman- Russia
Armstrong- Manly Vampire Sparklez
Hughes- Pedobear
Scar- X-Man
Pride- Magicant
Lust- Cuckold
Wrath- Mr. Cyclops
Envy- Ditto
Sloth- Slowbro
Gluttony- Pokey
Greed- Spiteful Crow
Ling- Chang Tao
Lan Fan- yang
Fu- yin
Winry- 74 49 75 39 (HINT: Read 2nd part of A/N)
Pinako- Moonshine
Hoenheim- Paracelsus
Izumi- HOUSEWIFE!
A/N: I know some of these codes are unimaginative, but some are flippin' amazing! (IMO) Believe it or not, almost all these code-names make some kind of reference. It can be easy (Flamel) or more difficult (Chang Tao). If anyone can tell me the significance behind the names for Alphonse, Fuery, Pride, Gluttony, Greed, Ling, Winry, Pinako, and Hoenheim I will have them make a cameo or some other reward. ;D
OMG! A new story?! Y'all probably wondering why the -BLEEEEEEP- I haven't updated anything! I am here to tell you it involves two words: Honors Chemistry. I can finally understand that Ti22 (Titanium) is classified as 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d2 or Ar 4s2 3p2 in nobel gas form. For all of you scratching your heads, you should be! As for the few that understand this reference, congrats you are smarter than I.
Good Luck to you all! Manga-neko signing out! :3
