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Edward's Book of Codes

Warning! Reading this book may result in the following: addiction, temporary insanity, uncontrollable laughter, death by laughter, breaking your funny bone, mind being blown, head explosion (mild), fainting and wild spasms, fish out of water disorder, temporary blindness, short person syndrome, utter craziness, absolute chaos, urge to give people strange nicknames, zombie apocalypse, hypnotized behavior, unable to blink, writing in code, laughing at your dessert, fear of small animals, trouble breathing, and loss of rationality.

Not to be read by those with no sense of humor. This is crack, but not the kind you smoke! ;3

Part 1: Code-names

Edward knew his codes were pure genius. In addition to having codes that no sane person could possibly crack, he also gave everyone the most flipping awesome code names. Each one holds significance... or not.

Alphonse- Shazam

Mustang- Flamel (get it? Flame-l! ...bad pun)

Hawkeye- Almighty Smiter

Furey- Sohcahtoa

Havoc- Derp

Braeda- Lucky Charms

Falman- Russia

Armstrong- Manly Vampire Sparklez

Hughes- Pedobear

Scar- X-Man

Pride- Magicant

Lust- Cuckold

Wrath- Mr. Cyclops

Envy- Ditto

Sloth- Slowbro

Gluttony- Pokey

Greed- Spiteful Crow

Ling- Chang Tao

Lan Fan- yang

Fu- yin

Winry- 74 49 75 39 (HINT: Read 2nd part of A/N)

Pinako- Moonshine

Hoenheim- Paracelsus

Izumi- HOUSEWIFE!

A/N: I know some of these codes are unimaginative, but some are flippin' amazing! (IMO) Believe it or not, almost all these code-names make some kind of reference. It can be easy (Flamel) or more difficult (Chang Tao). If anyone can tell me the significance behind the names for Alphonse, Fuery, Pride, Gluttony, Greed, Ling, Winry, Pinako, and Hoenheim I will have them make a cameo or some other reward. ;D

OMG! A new story?! Y'all probably wondering why the -BLEEEEEEP- I haven't updated anything! I am here to tell you it involves two words: Honors Chemistry. I can finally understand that Ti22 (Titanium) is classified as 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d2 or Ar 4s2 3p2 in nobel gas form. For all of you scratching your heads, you should be! As for the few that understand this reference, congrats you are smarter than I.

Good Luck to you all! Manga-neko signing out! :3